Destroy a Wish

[Khangshu Shan]

The only one who goes to your funeral is the air, not even the priest is there.


I wish for an smily face.  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Your smiley face eats your face off and replaces it with a pile of baby poo.


I wish for my heart not to be broken.  

[Warwickweil]

Your heart turned into diamond. Effectively killing you in the process.

I wish I can go to America.  

[MusicalPoet]

You make it to America, but you are mugged and killed in the process of said mugging.

I wish for a small hamster.

 

[black_leather_biker_chick]

You get a small hamster which in turns mutates into a giant man eating hamster after being fed the food you fed it.


I wish my apendix hadn't decided to go on the fritz causing me to go under the knife.  

[Khangshu Shan]

Your appendix makes you turn into a praying mantis.

I wish I could be a hobo with no family. Family is hard to connect with.  

[Untouchable Beauty]

I wish I could be a hobo with no family. Family is hard to connect with.

You are a hobo on the streets with no family. It's a dark and very cold rainy night, the temperature is below freezing and you have no shelter, you end up freezing to death.

I wish for the gift of eternal life.  

[Khangshu Shan]

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

I wish I could be a hobo with no family. Family is hard to connect with.

You are a hobo on the streets with no family. It's a dark and very cold rainy night, the temperature is below freezing and you have no shelter, you end up freezing to death.

I wish for the gift of eternal life.

Death gives you the invisibility cape to do so, making it so he can't see you, but you make a mistake and take it off while your past the age of death, leaving you able to be killed by Death.

I wish for everything.  

[Untouchable Beauty]

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!  

[Khangshu Shan]

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.  

[Untouchable Beauty]

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.

You wish for black holes, everyone including you get sucked in them dying because when black holes suck in things, things get ripped off slowly. First you nails get gradually yanked off, with your arms ripping from the very flesh. You start to bleed out in agony, then your heart and the rest of yours are torn appart limb from limb, leaving not only your remains but everyone else's. Everyone is now dead.

I wish there would be a place like heaven that would be at the end of this black hole, where everything is healed, no anger and no more pain. Nothing but this eternal peace that no wish or action could destroy. Since space is neverending anything is possible for what could happen at the other end.  

[Khangshu Shan]

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.

You wish for black holes, everyone including you get sucked in them dying because when black holes suck in things, things get ripped off slowly. First you nails get gradually yanked off, with your arms ripping from the very flesh. You start to bleed out in agony, then your heart and the rest of yours are torn appart limb from limb, leaving not only your remains but everyone else's. Everyone is now dead.

I wish there would be a place like heaven that would be at the end of this black hole, where everything is healed, no anger and no more pain. Nothing but this eternal peace that no wish or action could destroy. Since space is neverending anything is possible for what could happen at the other end.

Well there is a place like heaven, except there are ducks, and if you step on one, you become punished. But you stepped on one anyways, so you got chained to the ugliest woman in the world: Jabba the Hutt.

You did say anything could happen.

I wish to put Windows 8 in my labtop.  

[Seiko L Rose]

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.

You wish for black holes, everyone including you get sucked in them dying because when black holes suck in things, things get ripped off slowly. First you nails get gradually yanked off, with your arms ripping from the very flesh. You start to bleed out in agony, then your heart and the rest of yours are torn appart limb from limb, leaving not only your remains but everyone else's. Everyone is now dead.

I wish there would be a place like heaven that would be at the end of this black hole, where everything is healed, no anger and no more pain. Nothing but this eternal peace that no wish or action could destroy. Since space is neverending anything is possible for what could happen at the other end.

Well there is a place like heaven, except there are ducks, and if you step on one, you become punished. But you stepped on one anyways, so you got chained to the ugliest woman in the world: Jabba the Hutt.

You did say anything could happen.

I wish to put Windows 8 in my labtop.

IT DOESNT INSTALL RIGHT AND YOURE FILE SYSTEM IS NOW CURRUPT  

[abysmal-dismal]

Seiko L Rose

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.

You wish for black holes, everyone including you get sucked in them dying because when black holes suck in things, things get ripped off slowly. First you nails get gradually yanked off, with your arms ripping from the very flesh. You start to bleed out in agony, then your heart and the rest of yours are torn appart limb from limb, leaving not only your remains but everyone else's. Everyone is now dead.

I wish there would be a place like heaven that would be at the end of this black hole, where everything is healed, no anger and no more pain. Nothing but this eternal peace that no wish or action could destroy. Since space is neverending anything is possible for what could happen at the other end.

Well there is a place like heaven, except there are ducks, and if you step on one, you become punished. But you stepped on one anyways, so you got chained to the ugliest woman in the world: Jabba the Hutt.

You did say anything could happen.

I wish to put Windows 8 in my labtop.

IT DOESNT INSTALL RIGHT AND YOURE FILE SYSTEM IS NOW CURRUPT

I wish to undo this wish.

/walks away with epic background music/  

[Seiko L Rose]

abysmal-dismal

Seiko L Rose

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

Khangshu Shan

xxMysterious_Shadowxx

"I wish for everything."

You wish for everything, meaning all good things and all bad things. One of these bad things is a black hole, everything that was once loved is now being sucked into this black matter and is destroyed, including planet earth with every single wish trapped inside it being slowly ripped appart by the strong grasp of the black hole.

I wish for the ability to be invincible!

Well, you are superman, without the Kryponite problems. But you decide to go deep diving, without the scuba tank. You said you are invincible, but that only applies to damage taking. So you suffocate. In the water. And drown.

I wish for black holes.

You wish for black holes, everyone including you get sucked in them dying because when black holes suck in things, things get ripped off slowly. First you nails get gradually yanked off, with your arms ripping from the very flesh. You start to bleed out in agony, then your heart and the rest of yours are torn appart limb from limb, leaving not only your remains but everyone else's. Everyone is now dead.

I wish there would be a place like heaven that would be at the end of this black hole, where everything is healed, no anger and no more pain. Nothing but this eternal peace that no wish or action could destroy. Since space is neverending anything is possible for what could happen at the other end.

Well there is a place like heaven, except there are ducks, and if you step on one, you become punished. But you stepped on one anyways, so you got chained to the ugliest woman in the world: Jabba the Hutt.

You did say anything could happen.

I wish to put Windows 8 in my labtop.

IT DOESNT INSTALL RIGHT AND YOURE FILE SYSTEM IS NOW CURRUPT

I wish to undo this wish.

/walks away with epic background music/

I THINK I JUST WON... I DIDNT WISH...
ANY WAY YOU GET WINDOWS VISTA INSTEAD
I WISH TO SLEEP WITH YOUR MOM