"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Cognitohazard]

Any time will do, my love...

I told you that dog belonged to the police!

I'm calling from jail because it's cold out.

... Any time will do, no choice of words will break me from this rule.

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you braking into the fish market was a bad idea, since they get up before the sun does scream

I'm call from jail because my battery died  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you those that battery you bought from the 99 cent wouldn't last long!
I'm calling from jail because I J-walked... literally.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you stealing the J form the JC Penny's sign would really hard to do.

I'm calling from jail because the GLAD bag was not strong enough.
(Glad is a garbage bag that clams to be stronger then most garbage bag)  

[Shujitsun]

I told you that a bag wasn't going to keep a person from escaping.

I'm calling from jail because I dropped a pen.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that rope wouldn't hold the weight of the Tigers Pen.

I'm calling form jail because I yield WOLF!!  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you that you can only do that during a full moon!
I'm calling from jail because I'm making a prank call and I don't want them to know it's me.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that now a days the police have caller ID on there phone, so prank calling is a bad idea.

I'm calling from jail because they didn't like my gardening skills.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you that lawn gnome was creepy!
I'm calling from jail because it was part of a field trip.  

[seriouscat_25]

I told you not to go on that field trip! It's a trap!

I'm calling from jail because of all that jazz...  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that being a ticket scalper was not the bet job for you.

I'm calling from jail because the keys were sticking. . .  

[pikachoou]

I told you not to leave your jar of honey at the police station!

I'm calling from jail because I chased my neighbour's cat across the street...  

[Shujitsun]

I told you getting their cat killed would be a bad idea!

I'm calling from jail because I forgot to bring my keys...  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you the police would be able to help you find them!

I'm calling from jail because I got Doug Walker's autograph!
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[Purtie]

I told you, a restraining order is not an autograph

I'm calling you from jail because my tires are low