Hello my friend, it's been awhile, Tonight shall terror stricken faces be met with your toothy smile? Will claws glint in the cool evening light, Dripping with red ichor, victim screaming in fright, Will you tear them asunder, Snarling voice echoing in roaring thunder, Shall the full, glowing orb hanging in the night sky, Be the last thing they see before telling the world good-bye, What misfortune for these poor souls, taking this early summer stroll, To at the end of it all have to pay Charon's ferry toll. ~Secret
[Internal Screaming]
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:40 am
Mister Monster Guy
(-comes flying into the thread and tackles the Monmon's writer- FULL MOON TONIGHT/TOMORROW AND BLUE MOON AT THE END OF THE MONTH! -shakes the writer- MOONS!
(TOTALLY RATIONAL AND NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS AT ALL. MOOOOOOOOOOOON~!)
( MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Are we going to just yell about it more than actually do something about it? Probably- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:24 pm
Mister Monster Guy
( MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Are we going to just yell about it more than actually do something about it? Probably- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!)
(IT'S WHAT WE DO ******** MOON!)
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Minty Andee
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:14 pm
Who's idea was it to try cutting through the woods to get home faster anyway? Oh yeah, yours... Well now you're lost with only the light of the full moon to guide you as you try to not think about all the rumors of werewolves that have been floating around lately. You can hear rustling in the bushes behind you and you tell yourself that it's just the wind and you most certainly aren't walking faster, no sir not you. And that's when you hear it, a soft singing coming from somewhere ahead of you. You break into a run, relief flooding through you that there's at least one other person out here and maybe they could even point you in the right direction to get out of these godforsaken woods. You stumble out of the trees and into a clearing, instantly freezing as your eyes fall on the large white werewolf and the not as large blue werehog lying curled around a young woman who is idly petting them as she sings. You stare in silent terror as the words of the song that had led you here finally start to register in your brain, the woman still singing on as if she hasn't noticed your presence yet.
"I hear hurricanes a blowing, I know the end is coming soon... I fear rivers overflowing, I hear the voice of rage and ruin..." The two were-critters seem to have noticed your presence, lifting their heads to growl at you. "Don't go out tonight..." They start stalking towards you, eyes glowing eerily despite the brightness of the full moon. "Well it's bound to take your life..." The werewolf and werehog both lunge at you as you stand there paralyzed with fear. "There's a bad moon on the rise..."
"Oh for Pete's sake. Someone needs to make a full moon warning app." Minty was more exasperated at this point than anything else...36 full moons worth of were-attacks will do that to a woman. Sure, it was scary at first, but she'd learned ways of dealing with it. She reached in her pocket and pulled out...a squeaky chili dog! She gave the toy a hard squeeze, the shrill squeak interrupting the singing and echoing through the night.
"Who want's the squeaky toy? Who wants it? Go get it!" Minty hurled the toy, sending the magnificent rubber dog twirling through the air. Moonlight glistening off the plastic rendering of neon-orange cheese sauce* as the toy hurtled through the woods.
*In fact, it could just be a congealed version of the real thing. Never underestimate cheese that comes out of a can
(So will we be getting an encore performance of Blue Moon of Kentucky later this month?)
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:19 pm
Minty Andee
(I applaud your resourcefulness, but Gwen isn't distracted by chilidogs unfortunately. Just run away until her cousin catches up and calms her again.)
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:21 pm
Beast Within -Anon-
(But it's a squeaky chili dog. And Minty really is the opposite of afraid at this point. I mean seriously. What else can you really throw at her that she hasn't already seen in 3 years on Gaia? She's cleaned Cae's basement There is nothing left to fear.)
Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2015 9:48 pm
Minty Andee
Minty why would you toss an edible looking squeaky at the werehog DID YOU NOT LEARN FROM THE HIPPO? Were-Monsters are not afraid to eat squeaky toys and then vomit them up...
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