"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[forthesakeofmytoast]

I told you that the zoo wasn't a place to argue with a monkey.

I'm calling from jail because apparently the police dude couldn't take a slap in the face. xd  

[cliche-charity]

I told you not to practice fighting during a crackdown !

I'm calling from jail because I stole the stray cat out of the alley . . . *shifty eyes*

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that was not a stray. And it was not even an alley, but a driveway where a little girl was playing with the cat.


I'm calling from Jail, because I was saying what needed to be said.  

[Daypaw]

How many times do I have to tell you that trying to motivate the masses to riot is a bad idea?

I'm calling from jail because I used a bowling ball made of cheese.  

[Purtie]

I told you, you can't rob a bank by throwing cheese at the window.


I'm calling from jail because I sent a birthday card.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you sending "Happy Birthday!!!! See I Do know where you live" to the person you were staking would be a bad Idea. Especially when you wrote your return address on it.

I'm calling from jail, because they didn't like the new paint job.  

[Vampira Alien]

I told you sea foam green twas a terrible choice!

I'm calling from jail, because I stole the queens pie & throw dust in her eye! twisted  

[Kitalpha Hart]

...i trollololed in the background

i'm calling from jail because they needed to keep up the statistics emotion_awesome  

[Cognitohazard]

Any time will do, my love...

I told you they didn't like being proved wrong!

I'm calling from jail because I fell down the stairs.

... Any time will do, no choice of words will break me from this rule.

 

[Acra738]

Maybe you should be more careful next time!

I'm calling from jail because I pulled a matress tag off.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you pulling off your mattress tag would be fine, but going to a mattress depot and removing all the tags would be considered vandalism.

I'm calling from jail because the night is to short.  

[Vampira Alien]

i told you to make the night last so they wouldnt catch you for sitting bored.

im calling from jail because i called the police for assistance.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you call the police for a hit and run, when you had a stolen car was a bad Idea

I'm call form jail, because I was cutting the grass.  

[House Chor]

I told you not to cut the grass with a broken lawn-mower that ended up losing control and running over the lady's petunias.

I'm calling from jail because I peed in my pants.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that, when you get to the point that you pee your pants your way to drunk to drive home.

I'm calling from jail because of a barking dog