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 Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:47 am
granted, but it gets stolen again (this time by ninjas! ninja )
I wish for an imaginary friend named juckjuk
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:13 pm
Granted, but, Juckjuk was actually your worst nightmare.
I wish I had the power to randomly blow objects up with my mind.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:59 pm
granted, but you also run the large risk of blowing up your mind.
i wish i had some hot fries.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:12 pm
I guess that's fine. Have some fries so hot they are burnt to a crisp. Yum Charcoal!
I wish for a third hand
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 4:44 am
Granted, but, you had to steal it from a newborn baby. Doing so had caused the baby to lose too much blood and die. ^.^ Great job! You just murdered a baby!
I wish upon an airplane in the night sky that it was actually a shooting star.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:38 am
That plane was currently landing, and now is a comet about to hit the Earth. I hope you wished for an end to all mankind.
I wish for financial aid to pay for college.
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Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:33 am
Granted, but once in college, you drop out having to pay loans.
I wish for a dream about friendly donuts.
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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2010 12:01 am
Granted, but, you and the donuts happened to be devoured by man-eating mutant hangers from Jupiter.
I wish psychopathy wasn't frowned upon, but, in fact, was encouraged.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:37 am
granted, everyone everywhere is now educated in the matter, in schools, officies... to hobos on the street... but people do not frown upon it... they can now tell whom from... whomever they want.... *dramatical music
I wish i had magical powers... like a magician! biggrin
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:49 am
Granted, but, you wind up blowing up your head in the process of casting one of your more pathetic spells on a caterpillar. Well, you didn't wish to be GOOD at the spells you cast.
I wish I knew what the meaning of life is.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:32 am
~Granted. But you are now condemned to know the true sorrow behind life forever~
~I wish I had a puppy!!~
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 2:19 pm
Granted, but the puppy is deadly, and eats your neighbor's kitten
I wish for a license to eat peanut brittle
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:17 pm
~Granted. But the license is false and you get sentenced to 30 years in jail for eating peanut brittle without a liscense~
~I wish I could fly~
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:27 am
Granted, but every time you fly, your body intakes fumes of toxic gas, causing you to eventually die
I wish for a tardis
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:10 am
Granted, but, it happened to be one of the test drive Tardises that rammed into a wall. The researchers thought you were a dummy. Guess you were for not vamoosing out of the car before it hit the wall.
I wish I had a license to kill that was legit.
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