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You wish your resident rabbits were hares.

You have two dreams in life; either to be happy, healthy, and rich beyond belief, or to be a bellmaker, and quite frankly, you don't care which it is.

You're having a regular conversation with your friends, and you suddenly burst into tears and shout "Why?! Why did Rose have to be mercilessly slaughtered?! Why?!"

You want to be an archaeologist solely to find the sword of Martin the Warrior and uncover the secrets of Redwall Abbey.

When no one's around, you talk to yourself in mole speech, and you think that isn't strange at all.

You buy two brown hares, a male and female, name them Tarquin and Hon Rosie, and try to teach Tarquin to sing while you hope the pair will someday have twelve leverets.

You devote your life to creating an actual harolina.

You have memorized the "About the Author" on Brian Jacques at the end of each of the Redwall, and your new goal is to be able to recite it backwards.

You're Brian Jacques best fan/part time stalker.

You build a clubhouse in your backyard, name it "Redwall", and then hang a sign reading "No rats, ferrets, stoats, frogs, or foxes aloud!"

You like to describe yourself as a "strong, badger lord-like person".

You stayed up nights over the riddles in The Pearls of Lutra. (Confession: I actually did this. I know, it's pretty sad.)

You quiz your friends on meaningless Redwall trivia every chance you get.

You do this to people you don't know.

When you find yourself trying to pick apart some unusually tough meat, then pull out a large knife, scream "Eulaliaaaaaa!" and make as if to attack it, or you are a vegetarian and you find that you have created a disgusting non-meat meal, and, not wishing to waste anything, close your eyes and pretend you are eating a blackberry flan.

You actually know what a flan is!

You make up a tune to the songs that frequently appear in the Redwall novels and then sing them throughout the day.

You're going to name your firstborn son Martin, just because.

The neighbors call the cops because you climbed their tree and shot there dog with a "Squirrel Arrow" thinking the dog was Urgan Nagru.

You catch mice, moles, squirrels, and other woodland animals and dress them up in habits and tie them to chairs and have a nameday feast for your 21st birthday.

You accidentally feed your rabbit so much food it dies. Your excuse a SCOFFING CONTEST.

You call all your friends messmates or shipmates.

You put yourself in the hospital trying to recreate the scene where Samkim finds Martin's sword.

When you find a rat in your house you catch it, glue a miniature sword to it's paw and release it to later hunt it down and battle to the death.

You catch a hare and a badger and make a special mountain enclosure for them only to watch the badger rip the hare to pieces.

When you take a mouse,name it Martin,and a rat,named Cluny,and give them little swords and make them fight.

rofl My friend actually did it.They were hitting each other.It was so funny!

hee hee that was funny.

No offense, but this friend of yours must be one scary personage...