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 Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:14 pm
de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD All the chickas by me are whores. xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:17 pm
Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew Tuxedo Avenger Now THAT is a harsh title. How to give him tips? Just give him tips. Open communication is a must in any good relationship. How is he going to know that he sucks if you don't tell him? Tell him to mix it up a bit and be spontaneous. Seriously, if you've never had spontanious sex, try it. When your in the mood, don't give him any idea that you want to, just tackle him and for all intents and purposes, rape him XD. Its NOT rape, and if he starts to kick up a fuss. STOP. (no I've never DONE this, but I have received it. And it rocks) If you want pleasure the way YOU want it, then be dominant. Tell him that. "honey, tonight we're doing things my way, so just follow my lead" If he has any brains, he'll learn from that and keep doing those things that you like. Alright. Our anniversary is Wed. so I'll try it then. XD Yes, harsh title.. but it grabbed people's attention. @Sub- me 2 How lucky. I didn't get ANY action on my birthday (may 5th) or our 1 year (june 6th) Seriously, periods suck DX They never bothered me. Heh. He gets freaked out though.. Meh, shes never seems to be in the mood when she's on it. And I hate doing stuff when I can't return the favor. Oh! Thats another things. He likes blowjobs, but won't return the favor. So, as of two days ago, I'm holding out on those.. GREAT IDEA. Seriously (am I saying seriously too much? XD), I hate it when guys won't do that (lol, I sound like a woman). I think its because they're afraid XD. Its the best way and I believe the fastest (I'm not a girl so I'm not 100% on this) to get a girl off. You DO orgasm with him, right? (sorry if I'm being too personal, this topic is kinda my forte) If not then just grab his pansy little head and shove it between your legs and say "go" You want to pass on some tips from me to him? -Breathe through your MOUTH. -Tung getting tired is no excuse to stop, keep going you pansy DX -After time, your tung will stop getting tired -Perhaps is just me, but keep your eyes closed. Eye contact when this is happening is kind of a turn off to me neutral -Let her put her legs where she wants, shell get off faster. -keep your head tilted DOWN and try not to swallow too often XD
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:18 pm
comfortably_dumb Perhaps. D: <33333 IF KIRI GIVES COMFY SOME EXTRA GOOD SEXINS. And Lici too. I gotta make sure her needs are fulfilled or else she'll kill me. D: Kiri will make sure Comfy and Lici get some reeeeeeal good sexins. >:3
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:19 pm
de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD It's true. talk2hand Guys just.. rush and do all the wrong things.. AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. D:< <___<;; Actually, the best sex I've ever had was when the guy was really dominate. I was so into it. @Mattie: Everyone wants that vibrator because it is freaking fantastic.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:20 pm
Tuxedo Avenger GREAT IDEA. Seriously (am I saying seriously too much? XD), I hate it when guys won't do that (lol, I sound like a woman). I think its because they're afraid XD. Its the best way and I believe the fastest (I'm not a girl so I'm not 100% on this) to get a girl off. You DO orgasm with him, right? (sorry if I'm being too personal, this topic is kinda my forte) If not then just grab his pansy little head and shove it between your legs and say "go" You want to pass on some tips from me to him? -Breathe through your MOUTH. -Tung getting tired is no excuse to stop, keep going you pansy DX -After time, your tung will stop getting tired -Perhaps is just me, but keep your eyes closed. Eye contact when this is happening is kind of a turn off to me neutral -Let her put her legs where she wants, shell get off faster. -keep your head tilted DOWN and try not to swallow too often XD No, your not saying to much. xD I love you for it. Not really. The first.. two or three times I did. Now, it's just dull. xD I'm tempted to just write those down on a post-it note and stick it to him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:21 pm
comfortably_dumb de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD It's true. talk2hand Guys just.. rush and do all the wrong things.. AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. D:< <___<;; Actually, the best sex I've ever had was when the guy was really dominate. I was so into it. @Mattie: Everyone wants that vibrator because it is freaking fantastic. Yeah. My guy isn't dominate at all. Argh. Any tips on how to make him more aggressive? I've tried the whole "Make him get it" thing.. and it really didn't work. He's too nice. As soon as he thinks he is hurting me, he stops.. EVEN if I say "Keep going" or "don't stop"..
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:21 pm
Tuxedo Avenger GREAT IDEA. Seriously (am I saying seriously too much? XD), I hate it when guys won't do that (lol, I sound like a woman). I think its because they're afraid XD. Its the best way and I believe the fastest (I'm not a girl so I'm not 100% on this) to get a girl off. You DO orgasm with him, right? (sorry if I'm being too personal, this topic is kinda my forte) If not then just grab his pansy little head and shove it between your legs and say "go" You want to pass on some tips from me to him? -Breathe through your MOUTH. -Tung getting tired is no excuse to stop, keep going you pansy DX -After time, your tung will stop getting tired -Perhaps is just me, but keep your eyes closed. Eye contact when this is happening is kind of a turn off to me neutral -Let her put her legs where she wants, shell get off faster. -keep your head tilted DOWN and try not to swallow too often XD
I wish you were Alex. ;_;
TELL ALEX. CALL ALEX ON THE PHONE, AND TELL HIM THAT HIS TONGUE GETTING TIRED IS NO ******** EXCUSE. D:<
o.o; He looks at me a lot when he's doing it, but I always wish he would do it like my vajayjay is the tastiest thing he's ever put his tongue on. D:<
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:21 pm
comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:26 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house. What link? lol
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:26 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD It's true. talk2hand Guys just.. rush and do all the wrong things.. AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. D:< <___<;; Actually, the best sex I've ever had was when the guy was really dominate. I was so into it. @Mattie: Everyone wants that vibrator because it is freaking fantastic. Yeah. My guy isn't dominate at all. Argh. Any tips on how to make him more aggressive? I've tried the whole "Make him get it" thing.. and it really didn't work. He's too nice. As soon as he thinks he is hurting me, he stops.. EVEN if I say "Keep going" or "don't stop".. Again, communication is the key. Sit him down before hand (before either of you is even thinking about sex) and tell him that you want him to be more aggressive. Every male DOES have an aggressive side, you just have to tell him its ok to use it (I'm the same way, although I'm less likely to stop if she says "don't stop")
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:28 pm
Tuxedo Avenger Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD It's true. talk2hand Guys just.. rush and do all the wrong things.. AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. D:< <___<;; Actually, the best sex I've ever had was when the guy was really dominate. I was so into it. @Mattie: Everyone wants that vibrator because it is freaking fantastic. Yeah. My guy isn't dominate at all. Argh. Any tips on how to make him more aggressive? I've tried the whole "Make him get it" thing.. and it really didn't work. He's too nice. As soon as he thinks he is hurting me, he stops.. EVEN if I say "Keep going" or "don't stop".. Again, communication is the key. Sit him down before hand (before either of you is even thinking about sex) and tell him that you want him to be more aggressive. Every male DOES have an aggressive side, you just have to tell him its ok to use it (I'm the same way, although I'm less likely to stop if she says "don't stop") Alright. I'm coming up with a mental sex talk. xD
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:29 pm
comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house. What link? lol A vibrator that plugs into your iPod and vibrates along with the pulses of the music.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:30 pm
Teh Matthew comfortably_dumb de.Lici.ous comfortably_dumb This is why Lici and I agreed to be hot lesbian lovers. Seriously, girls know what other girls want/like xD It's true. talk2hand Guys just.. rush and do all the wrong things.. AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. D:< <___<;; Actually, the best sex I've ever had was when the guy was really dominate. I was so into it. @Mattie: Everyone wants that vibrator because it is freaking fantastic. Yeah. My guy isn't dominate at all. Argh. Any tips on how to make him more aggressive? I've tried the whole "Make him get it" thing.. and it really didn't work. He's too nice. As soon as he thinks he is hurting me, he stops.. EVEN if I say "Keep going" or "don't stop".. If he's not aggressive, you might be able to talk some into him, but honestly, from my past experiences with guys it might not work. They've just got to be comfortable and get into that mindset and some guys.. that just doesn't work for them. This one guy that I kind of dated near the beginning of the year.. god, he was such a pansy. He would like that slow love-making, and while it's nice.. it's not nice all the time. I like excitement. I tried talking to him and he just messed it up. After we had sex the first time.. he basically cried in my arms and while it might have seemed sweet, I was not in love with him so I kind of just wanted to puke.
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:31 pm
Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):
One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo
(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:31 pm
Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Tuxedo Avenger comfortably_dumb Hopefully your girlfriend gets use out of that vibrator, Tux. Every woman should have a vibrator. That is my strong belief. D:< It's the only way that you can really just sit down and figure everything out.. like how your body works and what you like so that it's better when you're actually with someone. I"d totally buy my current girlfriend one, but if her parents found it, they would throw her out of the house. Seriously, they are so hard core conservative-religious. It sucks a**. That's ridiculous. I mean, masturbation is so drawn out when you don't have toys. I'm all for them. Heh. I have three vibrators and.. other things that probably shouldn't even be thought about on Gaia. xD A vibrator that plugs into your iPod and vibrates along with the pulses of the music. That oh-my-bod link I saw here ROCKED. If my girlfriend ever gets an iPod, I am SO getting one of those for her. Its worth the risk at that point XD. Also at that point she should be out of her parents house. What link? lol Oh! 8D ..I don't like vibrators like that. xD I like them with some shape to them and I like when they do more than just vibrate.
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