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My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry a**, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry a**, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry a**, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry a**, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry a**, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger a** with heat ray

My very first date with a talking, flying donkey lasted a few days with no actual meanings of a relationship. He then fell down and broke his left butt cheek, causing it to explode on impact and set fire to the little innocent gnome nearby. Unfortunately, she was not a he and she slapped that lyin' donkey. That sorry ***, let's see how you like getting your front teeth drilled by a spork-eating man named Doctor Dentist! Now the donkey brayed obnoxiously, and flew straight into a big, green puddle of radioactive cookies that smelled a lot like the pie that cows drop in the pasture when they get indigestion. The donkey ate some of it, and turned into a bigger a** with heat ray vision, like Superman. Which he used