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 Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:05 am
So that's where he went! The cook was getting ready to start the czarnina and needs his blood! Come along duck!
Waiter, there's a toenail in my soup.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:34 pm
Our apologies, Ma'am. I'll remind the cook that you only want fingernails.
Waiter, there are fish scales in my soup!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:42 am
We left them there to remind you we only use all natural ingredients!
And by the way, when you have finished eating your soup, tell us
so that Madame Mystique can come by and read your fish scales!
Waiter, there's a chihuahua in my soup!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:06 pm
[I'm done. Can you please send Madam over?]
Our establishment is very proud of our authentic soups, Ma'am. You did order the Mexican Totilla Soup. Now if you had asked for the bosh ...
hua hua hua ...
Waiter, there's wax in my soup!
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:55 am
That's becaues thats not soup, its a bowl of wax
Waiter, there's a rock in my soup
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:00 am
I'm SOOOO sorry! I thought you ordered the Stone Soup!
I'll have it removed immediately!
Waiter, there's a necktie in my soup!
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:14 am
Its the businessman I mean woman, special of the day
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup O.o
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:29 am
My apologies. I thought you would enjoy the sharp taste.
Waiter, there's an earring in my soup!
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:16 am
Its a gift
Waiter, there's a live gold fish in my soup
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:20 am
*rushes forward with a meat cleaver*
I'll fix that! eek
Waiter, there's a pair of dentures in my soup!
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:45 am
Their there to help you chew your food
Waiter, there's a gnome in my soup eek
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:37 pm
All to bring you luck lady...
Waiter there's a battery in my soup!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:14 am
Thought you'd get a charge out of that! xd
Waiter, there's a rubber band floating in my soup!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:48 am
I knew we'd have trouble when the chef saw that the secret ingredient was a rubber tree. We'll give Food Network your feedback, Madam.
Waiter, there's a pancake in my soup! xp
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:55 am
Its a melted fortune cookie
Waiter, theres a pervert in my soup
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