Most innapropriate things to say in a crisis...

[thesilentcrimsonknight]

-banks being robbed-
well i guess my kids are not going to college now  

[kefkadragon]

-your most trusted subordinate chops her own arm off and attaches it to a dog to distract your pursuer-
That didnt cost you an arm and a leg I guess

-someone is about to chop your head off with a rusty hacksaw-
Wow this place is dirty  

[Rosilien]

-God is passing Judgement-
"I can't BELIEVE this! Jesus, you b*****d!!"

-Fiancee gets raped-
"Well, I guess I can't marry you now that you're impure..."

Wow that was a horrible one.... Um.... >.>

-A squirrel gets caught in your chimney-
"This sure is NUTTY!"

...I tried to redeem myself DX  

[Zaxtaj]

*Bank car crashes into a tree*
Hmm... Guess money does grow on trees.  

[kefkadragon]

-you become part of an insurance scam-
It was worth it to not get injured

-you get shot in the leg-
I have a shooting pain in my legs now.  

[Zaxtaj]

*Walk down the street and suddenly an earthquake starts*
I blame bean burritos.  

[Thirteenth_Floor]

*volcanic ash rain*
oh, look children. snow!

*celebrity goes on homicidal rampage with automatic rifle*
everybody close your eyes and make a wish on the shooting star!

*lunch lady poisons school lunches with cyanide*
mmm, smells like cherries

*girl gets raped*
she can get it!

*guy gets raped*
ooh, he fancy, huh?

*person is on fire*
it's gettin hot in here, so take of all their clothes

*about to be robbed by armed man*
i can tell that we are gonna be friends biggrin

*friend gets mauled by bear on camping trip*
he really wanted a bear claw, huh?

(i know, a lot of these are vague references, with some inside jokes)

 

[kefkadragon]

-a modern day jack the ripper is about to rape and murder you and your girlfriends-
Wow your quite the lady killer aren't you?

-your about to be crushed by a giant-
I really hate midgets  

[StateAlchemist Natsu]

'House is on fire'

Anyone want to roast some wieners and marshmallows?  

[Meaty_Albatross]

*boat is sinking and you're with your GF/BF*

So, wanna play Titanic? You be the iceberg.

*Murderous aliens land and aim their guns at you*

*flip them off* ET go home.  

[kefkadragon]

Meaty_Albatross

*Murderous aliens land and aim their guns at you*

*flip them off* ET go home.

That was a geat one!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

*A tsunami is heading towards your beach house*

Who wants to play "Go Fish"?