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 Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:45 pm
Luna had been in the act of pulling out her Visa card when she realized that the ninjas did not in fact accept them. "NOOOOO!" She cried as she began to fall to the ground.... All of a sudden, a Double Rainbow (For those that do not get the reference) appears over the sky! "OMG A DOUBLE RAINBOW! PLEASE! SEND ME HELP!" Money falls on the ground at random. "Hmmm, you guys take Yen? I got about five billion here (Which isn't very much all things considered) if ya take cash."
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:20 pm
Vio and Green saw the double rainbow. On it came riding in the other two members of the Four Sword Saga, along with new colors of Orange, Yellow, and Indigo. They all combined forces to form an ultimate warrior.
Red: Left Arm!
Orange: Right Arm!
Yellow: Left Leg!
Blue: Right Leg!
Indigo: Torso!
Violet: Katana!
Green: And I'll form... the head!
What they failed to realize was their formation was the equivalent of a cheerleader pyramid. They all lost balance and fell in on themselves.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:15 pm
((I totally appreciate that reference xd ))
Clone Hiru, in the process of trying to process the events unfolding which had no apparent purpose or coherent plotline, began to scream and hold onto the sides of its head before it exploded. The blue dragon vaporized into thin air, dropping the clone on top of the second rainbow. However, when it broke through, M&M's began pouring out, as opposed to the one next to it which had the skittles. The real Hiru, watching from his laptop, shook his fists in anger and smashed the notebook when he slammed them down on it. It sparked, then exploded in a firey blast that had no explaination since computers don't have any combustable gases in them. The explosion caught his head on fire, and he jumped up and began to run screaming and patting his head frantically with both hands. Shortly after, the clone landed, covered in melted chocolate. It sparked also, but then died without an explosion. In conclusion, the notebook's death was much more entertaining.
The mysterious man in black landed inside a ring of dead ninjas with their heads exploded. He hit the ground on one knee, panting feverishly as he tried to catch his breath. He was drained, and wouldn't likely be able to fight much longer. He looked over at the pile of Links laying on the ground in the distance, and for some odd reason, seeing Hiru running with a flaming head inspired him to be perverted. Alas, leave it to Hiru to infect perversion upon the world. With a furrowed brow, the man said aloud, ".....Orgy?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:22 pm
Luna feels her blood run cold and falls through the skittles rainbow.
"NOOOOO!" She screams as she plummets to the ground. She opens her mouth and nearly chokes on the sugary goodness of skittles, before landing neatly on the ground next to the fallen links, the man in black in the distance.
"Hmmm, the further we go into this the more it loses any sense... maybe... We're really... ALL IN A DREAM!"
*Go dramatic cliche plotline twist with no adequately explained purpose!*
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:50 pm
The man in black began to walk forward, but he was cut off by two bunnehs that were larger than any normal bunnehs he had ever seen in his life. They ran on their hind legs straight up, and they were odd colors. One was pink and black, and the other was yellow and blue. The pink and black one was chasing the other with a large mallet, whacking it on the head as they ran past in front of the man. The blue/yellow bunneh dove into a hole in the ground, and the one chasing it dropped the hammer and dove in after it.
The man walked over to the spot where the bunneh had dropped the over-sized mallet and picked it up. It was the same two colors as the bunneh that had dropped it. He reached down and picked up the mallet, and suddenly it turned completely black, surging with the power of it's weilder. With that, the man had the uncontrollable urge to lift the mallet high over his head and face south as he did so. With a smile on his face, he turned south, and lifted the mallet up above his head. Suddenly, the words [MAGIC HAMMER] appeared in yellowish subtitles just seeming to float in the air, even though they were facing away from the man where everyone else could read them.
((ITEM GET!!! xd ))
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:47 pm
Vio quickly rushes in and steals the hammer space, meaning he would forever need to carry the hammer around with him and never be able to rest his arms.
Then all of the Links use the hammer space to do a caramelldansen! You know the rules. XP
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:50 pm
The man watches his hammer get stolen, then witnesses the dancing the theif had engaged in. After the dance ended, he walked up with a shotgun and blew the head off the orange Link, sure no one would miss a Link that'd never existed before five minutes ago. "Found my BOOM STICK , now who git mah POW STICK?"
Just then, hiru came sprint past, screaming with his head still on fire. He leapt over Vio and snatched the hammer out of the space, leaving it there where Vio's hands would still be stuck. Still screaming, he ran away with the hammer, swinging it up and down in front of him like a familiar 8-bit character from a long time ago.
The man turns to the violet Link. "Ah' didn' see nuthin'. Ah'm lookin' at YOU, nanceh boy!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:23 pm
"Hmmm." Luna mutters at the hammer fight going on below. "Not quite sure what to make of that one."
For no apparent reason, a Trophy (SSBB) falls to the ground. "OH YEAH! PARTNER SUMMON!"
She picks up the glass case in her claws, and summons... TINGLE?
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:08 pm
Hiru skids to a stop, causing an exaggerated amount of dust to fly up into the air behind him. After 60 seconds, the dust finally cleared, and Hiru was standing there pointing the hammer toward Tingle in the distance. His eyes were glaring red, and the fire on his head had gone out, finally. Suddenly, the camera angle changes, and Hiru's hair is back to normal, as is the hat. In a burst of bottled-up rage, he cries out into the air, "I.... HATE.... TINGLE!!!" He holds the word "Tingle" as he charges across the open field, carrying the hammer down at his side. once he comes within twenty feet, he leaps into the air, bringing the hammer up over his head as he began to fall back toward the most irritating gay man he had ever hated in his life.
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:54 pm
Lua begins to cheer as her unwanted summon character meets his doom. "GO HIRU!" She shouts.
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:33 pm
Hiru landed hard on the ground, but the hammer landed much harder. It smashed Tingle into a pulp, flattening him like a slab of beef under the hammer. when Hiru lifted the hammer off the ground, Tingle's entrails were hanging in a mash of organic material from the hammer face. The blood was like red strings falling from the hammer into a large puddle on the ground where Tingle had been standing. The ground itself was indented in the shape of a large circle, filled with the blood-soaked entrails of what used to be a poor excuse for human.
Hiru looked down at his shoes and pants, noticing how much blood had been splattered. "Eeewww..... I got some on me!" He then looked over to the girl standing across from him, completely soaked head-to-toe in the blood of the thing she had sumoned.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:44 am
Adrien appeared out of nowhere and wore a pair of boxing gloves with a couple of rings on his fingers. Seeing the bloody mess he sighed and ran towards Hiru. "What did this man do to deserve being crushed with a huge hammer?!" he asked, enraged and jumping into the air when he was a few feet away from Hiru.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:57 am
Hiru turned to face the man now approaching him. Why did this guy care what he did with the hammer he stole from someone who stolle it from someone else who also took it from a mythical creature of sorts shortly before any of this happened? Hiru cocked his head just slightly to the right, furrowing his brow for a moment before lowering his head to look at the ground. "You don't understand...." He looked back up at the man, his expression widening, exaggerating what he was saying, "He was really.... REALLY annoying. I mean.... if you only knew how irritating the guy was, I'm sure you would totally understand."
Hiru then looked down at the gloves and rings on the man's fingers. Whoever this man was, did he really think he could go up against someone who just summoned a dragon out of the ground? He was certainly enthusiastic, but seemingly out-of-place. But hey, why not? That's what this thread is for anyway, right? Still, the man whad obviously never played the game "Four Swords". If he had, he would've likely had some rage to let out on the tangled mess of organs, half of which was still attatched to the hammer. Probably should've played Four Swords first, then gotten here before Hiru did.
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:22 am
"Eeeeew, I was in the splash zone for that one." Luna mutters as she notices the new person appearing out of nowhere.
She momentarily shifts into a dragon and glides over to where the two are standing, shifting back into an elf as she lands.
"Hmmm, looks like we've got another one around here. And why would he defend Tingle? Ah well, too late now anyway unless he plans to brawl over it." Luna smiles with pointed dragon teeth. "And I'm always up for a fight."
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:07 pm
Adrien jumped and said "I casn only think of Tingle and Navi but hey I feel like fighting!" with that he created two images and landed. The copy and original mixed each other up with such an amazing speed that one jumped forward and threw a punch. Just then he noticed the elf girl and froze. "...Hey" with that he stopped the attack and walked towards her while the copies dissipated. "I'm Adrien what's your name?"
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