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 Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:38 am
granted but your bookie's in jail.
I wish I were immune to flat tires.
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:51 pm
Granted, but now that you are immune to flat tires you never get another and your ability to change a tire is lost.
I wish that I could go to work tomorrow. These weather related closings are killing my paycheck! wahmbulance
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:46 am
Granted. But you're the only one there, and you collapse from exhaustion. sweatdrop
I wish I had better neighbors.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:08 am
Granted but the new ones are better jerks than the last ones.
I wish grass was multicolored.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:42 am
Granted but the wildlife creatures all get dazed and confused and run into your home for protection.
I wish that I could make a trip to Las Vegas. wahmbulance
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:30 am
Granted, but the airline loses your luggage and your wallet and identity have been stolen.
I wish I didn't have so much to do today
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:46 am
Granted, but now you'll have to do it all tomorrow.
I wish my dogs cleaned up after themselves.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:30 pm
Granted, but now your neighbor's dogs all come to your house to if your dogs will clean up after them too.
I wish that I could find the perfect little dog for me.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:07 am
granted, but that perfect little dog proved to be more aggressive & obnoxious, more of a problem than a bigger dog would
i wish i knew the answer to everything
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 6:05 am
Granted but it drives you mad
I wish I where at home
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:07 am
Granted. But you find you don't have your house keys.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:34 pm
Granted but the Dept of Defense targets you for entering restricted air space.
I wish I could swim and snorkel without getting ear infections.
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:17 am
granted, but you get parasitic infection via skin penetration
i wish i could climb to the top of Mt. Everest
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:59 am
granted but you freeze to death
i wish i had a hot fudge covered brownie
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:50 pm
Granted, but when you get it, it's covered with ants and you mistook them for sprinkles.
I wish that I had a bowl of strawberries and bananas.
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