I dreamed...

[Wurlee]

I dreamed about having pet alligators, they ate my fat doggy emo

But I most certainly didn't dream about evil unicorns.

 

[Colorful Shadows]

I did.. a bit funny actually.

But I didn't dream of them eating my doggie.

 

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

I ate Shadows' doggie in my dreams...

But I sure as hell didn't dream about drop-kicking a plate-glass window!  

[travelguy123]

drop-kicking a plate-glass window is what i was dreaming of last night, but I did not dream about Termites in my house.  

[Clown_Countess]

I dreamed about termites in my house -- no, eating the house. It was horrible... D:

But I definitely didn't dream about licking puppies! stare  

[Her Silent Cries]

I drempt about licking puppies...... So many puppies..... dirty nasty puppies....... But I did NOT dream about raping kittens  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I had a dream about raping kittens, but I had no dream about mooning.  

[viper_353]

I had a dream about mooning redface But I Did NOT dream about failing my calc test!!  

[Clown_Countess]

Pffft, I had a dream about failing my calc test...over...and over...
SO MANY NUMBERS

But I did not dream about peeping! burning_eyes  

[Wurlee]

I had a dream about peeping ];
But I didn't have a dream about someone stealing my kidney.

 

[Colorful Shadows]

I did... and I died because my other one started to act up.

But i didn't have a dream that today was April Fools Day!  

[its_a_new_day]

I did... almost got killed.

But at least I didn't dream I got hacked.  

[The Wizard of Iz]

I dreamed about getting hacked.
However, I didn't dream long enough to lose anything to the hacker.  

[Colorful Shadows]

I did.. but I got it back.

I didn't dream about having a monster come out of the bed though XD

 

[Shilberu Erikku]

I dreamt about a monster under my bed. But I did NOT dream of bisexual leprechauns being raped by daleks. blaugh