The What If....Game

[Saverio C.]

I'd slap you for thinking I don't know who he is and then get his autograph.

What if I could fly?  

[Kusaragi]

The Air Force would shoot you down and label it as a "Testing Accident".

What if you could get any game in the world, but could only have one game at a time?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I'd storm down to whatever video game company only allows one game at a time and go all Chuck Norris on them.

What if penguins ate walruses, seals, and orcas instead of the opposite?  

[Saverio C.]

We'd watch march of the orca's.

What if paying for college was easy.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Then everybody would be smart,a nd the government doesn't want that.

What if I had three legs?  

[Lobo-chan]

Then you'd be far more stable and you'd get a career as a cameraman because you don't need a tripod.
(Sorry for not assuming everyone knows who Gene Wilder is, Sav razz )

What if you were a superhero?  

[Aidensnumberonefan]

Then you'd have to fight supervillans and there would be a lot of caos in the world.

What if you died and and came back as a ghost and haunted people?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Somebody would have to call Ghostbusters. Then I'd turn into the Michellen Man and just explode onto everyone.

What if everything that could fly couldn't and everything that couldn't could?  

[Lobo-chan]

Then flies and flying fish and flying squirrels would have stupid names and we'd have to watch out for cow poop overhead.

What if unicorns and fairies were real?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Then you'd have to get in the whole philosophical discussion of whether "Reality" is in fact "Reality" and "Fantasy" is in fact "Fantasy" when it could be that "Reality" is the "Fantasy" and "Fantasy" is the "Reality". Upon figuring it out, your head would thus explode from being worked too much.


What if Pluto wasn't a planet/moon but a giant floating ball of frozen cheese?  

[Saverio C.]

We still couldn't get to it any time soon.

What if Flash Gordon were a real man.  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Then aliens would be real.

What if I set Barney the Dinosaur on fire this very instant?  

[emmmahy]

Then there would be no creepy songs on the TV.


What if I -gasp- walked into Mordor? O>O  

[blue0212]

Then you'd meet Sauron

What if I were a vegetarian?  

[nedozuki_88]

than you wouldnt eat meat... >>

what if cabbages ruled the world?