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 Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:17 pm
I'd slap you for thinking I don't know who he is and then get his autograph.
What if I could fly?
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:04 am
The Air Force would shoot you down and label it as a "Testing Accident".
What if you could get any game in the world, but could only have one game at a time?
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:01 am
I'd storm down to whatever video game company only allows one game at a time and go all Chuck Norris on them.
What if penguins ate walruses, seals, and orcas instead of the opposite?
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:26 am
We'd watch march of the orca's.
What if paying for college was easy.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:02 am
Then everybody would be smart,a nd the government doesn't want that.
What if I had three legs?
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:14 am
Then you'd be far more stable and you'd get a career as a cameraman because you don't need a tripod.
(Sorry for not assuming everyone knows who Gene Wilder is, Sav razz )
What if you were a superhero?
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:54 am
Then you'd have to fight supervillans and there would be a lot of caos in the world.
What if you died and and came back as a ghost and haunted people?
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:45 am
Somebody would have to call Ghostbusters. Then I'd turn into the Michellen Man and just explode onto everyone.
What if everything that could fly couldn't and everything that couldn't could?
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:35 pm
Then flies and flying fish and flying squirrels would have stupid names and we'd have to watch out for cow poop overhead.
What if unicorns and fairies were real?
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:50 pm
Then you'd have to get in the whole philosophical discussion of whether "Reality" is in fact "Reality" and "Fantasy" is in fact "Fantasy" when it could be that "Reality" is the "Fantasy" and "Fantasy" is the "Reality". Upon figuring it out, your head would thus explode from being worked too much.
What if Pluto wasn't a planet/moon but a giant floating ball of frozen cheese?
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:31 am
We still couldn't get to it any time soon.
What if Flash Gordon were a real man.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:56 pm
Then aliens would be real.
What if I set Barney the Dinosaur on fire this very instant?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:54 am
Then there would be no creepy songs on the TV.
What if I -gasp- walked into Mordor? O>O
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:49 pm
Then you'd meet Sauron
What if I were a vegetarian?
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:32 am
than you wouldnt eat meat... >>
what if cabbages ruled the world?
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