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 Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:05 pm
stabbed Freddy with his sword as he screamed his girly war cry! After Freddy disintegrated into black rectangles, Tink saw Midna...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:13 pm
...licking a popsicle seductivley, which had NO EFFECT on Tink because he was...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:39 pm
Gay? o.o
Tink then looked away...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:47 pm
...and saw the dreaded DR OCTAGONOPUS!! Geddit? Doctor Octopus? Octagon? Heh, I'm so witty...so, then he saw Dr Octagonopus and...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:30 pm
Tink went "BWAAAA" but Midna refuses lame internet fads to be used in her house as firin' your lazer breaks valuable Twilight artifacts. As a result, Tink was thrown off the edge of the Twilight realm never to be seen again, except he was seen again by all of the fangirls that jumped in after him. (I've always wondered why the Twilight Realm was a small plot of land surrounded by a bottomless pit)
Therefore, the fangirls...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:43 pm
Turned into Penguins, as they were aboard the spaceship Heart of Gold while the Improbability Drive was on, which....
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:26 pm
went "EE-ER-EET!" Suddenly, Midna, Zelda, Ruto, Malon, a human sized Navi, and that chick from Ocerina of Time* were all in bed with Tink, and, to top it all off, he was no longer gay! This caused ...
*OH GODDESES! I FORGOT THE NAME OF THAT CHICK WITH GREEN HAIR THAT GIVES YOU YOUR OCERINA! gonk I'm so pathetic. crying
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:39 pm
(Her Name's Saria. XD)
a paradox in the universe which turned all female characters into...
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:01 pm
chicken parmesan, which...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:35 pm
then turned into copies of Shiek. This made Tink feel...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:49 pm
Quite naughty... Tink then..
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:03 pm
barfed as he is only twelve and his little mind can't take all of this. He then looked at the Sheiks and said...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:07 pm
"Popplers in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's, what they're made of is a mystery where they come from no one knows, you can pick em you can lick you can chew em you can stick em if you promise not to sue us you can shove em up your nose!" Then the Shieks..
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:19 pm
said "Stop eating popplers! They can talk!" Tink then said ...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:59 pm
as he wondered why one of the shieks had a freaking pony tail... (Seriously, if she had that thing in OoT, Ganon would've captured her from the start!)
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