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Oh man. I have way too many drunk stories to share this summer.
How about drinking hot cocoa and whiskey, naked on a friend's front lawn with two (similarly naked) guys?
Or having your rafting partner throwing up into the water right in front of you while going over rapids?
Or waking up in the morning sideways in your bed still wearing your coat and everything else, but your pants off? (Luckily I know I'm the one who took them off haha!)
Oh! And there was that one guy who stripped down to his boxers, wrapped his shirt around his head and danced up the stairs while playing on a guitar hero guitar that wasn't plugged in....
And that other random tidbit I heard from a nearby table that went something like "Dude, I'm not gay. But if I was, I would totally do him in the a**."
Oh! And getting egged while sitting outside the bar.
...
*cough*

I'm going to stop now.
But the best thing I came away with was a proper appreciation for Drunk History on Youtube. This is one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL68NyCSi8o

Yes LOL! rofl
Granted, it was the witching hour around 3am or something so none of the neighbors were out mowing the lawn or anything... but yeah. xd

Drunk History is one of my favorite things on youtube, there's a whole bunch of them!

The first time I ever got drunk was on maddog 20/20.
I "spray painted" my garbage can all night... I have not drank that poison since!
rofl

It's a cheap (operative word) fortified wine. We used to call it ghetto hooch, haha! It's really terrible.

I can see why! That actually reminds me of something that happened to a classmate of mine back in college. Some of the students went out and got really drunk; and, since it was a dry campus, they tried to sober themselves up really quickly. They put one girl in the shower, but she slipped, fell, got a concussion, and ended up in the emergency room. I'm glad that didn't happen to you.