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 Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:56 pm
Did rigor mortis kick in, or are you just happy to see me?
or regarding female zombies...depending on level of decay...you'd probably have to push a little to make new holes razz
about the STDs...use first aid spray!
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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:54 pm
Sanzoskitsune my only question... why would you WANT to have sex with a zombie? Who are we to judge? I could say the same about men, after all... aretoo wakusei Are we talking girl zombies or boy zombies here? 'Cause I'm thinking if a boy zombie has the ability to get it up, then there must be some kind of blood flow helping to keep viruses and such alive. Yes? No? Hm... hard to say; corpses have been known to have and sustain erections. smile I don't think it's so much an issue of "flow" as it is simply presence... XxStephasaurusxXxRexxX By the time you do it with a zombie, you're likely a zombie as well... I mean, STDs wouldn't be an issue, I don't think. Though, I suppose it is possible. I'll say this again: STDs and STIs are always an issue.
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:54 am
Sanzoskitsune my only question... why would you WANT to have sex with a zombie? Dead people can't say no :3 But really it depends, are we talking experimental viral zombies or magic zombies like in D&D? either way you have to worry about their legs decomposing to the pint of breaking off and for girls you have to worry about ther male zombie losing a few inches at the slightest touch or just losing the whole thing entirely. That and zombies make a lot of noise and if somebody is hunting a zombie then they most likely have a gun and in that case they'll shoot you before they realize you're not a zombie but your every day necrofiliac, or if you were to do it with a zombie dog then you would be doing necro-beastiality. 3nodding Another thing you have to worry about is how much human the zombies eaten, if the zombie has devoured too many humans then you definately couldn't enter through the back door because all the human flesh they ate would push all their digestive tract towards the a**s so when you put it in you would be going straight into their intestines and probably get covered in the last meal they had before becoming a zombie or get covered in your families flesh.  Remember kids, use Trojan Z for the love of the Zombie!
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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:05 am
Viral C Another thing you have to worry about is how much human the zombies eaten, if the zombie has devoured too many humans then you definately couldn't enter through the back door because all the human flesh they ate would push all their digestive tract towards the a**s so when you put it in you would be going straight into their intestines and probably get covered in the last meal they had before becoming a zombie or get covered in your families flesh.
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:57 am
[>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
xd @ Tsuji. Er, okay. I just meant that, faced with being eaten alive, the threat of becoming a zombie, and the challenge of actually... getting in the mood, STDs are kind of a moot issue. Like, still a problem, but first one should worry about... getting in and out without dying.
This is so wrong...
[/>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:19 am
There are people in the world with a fetish for being eaten alive....
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:56 am
[>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
<----Happily ignoring that fact. It hurts my brain. biggrin
[/>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:32 am
Hurts like it's being eaten... wink
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:37 pm
[>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
rofl Or wasting away under the effects of zombie syphilis...
[/>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:53 pm
[>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
xd That's hilarious. Even better? Blind zombies.
:lurches into a room: Hyurrngh! :scents a human being: Ryouuuuungh... :hits a wall:
<---Has a strange obsession with zombies.
[/>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
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Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:22 pm
...can a zombie, then, get syphilis by eating an infected brain?
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:20 pm
[>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
An interesting idea... I wonder, too, now.
[/>{+:. Stephasaurus Rex .:+}<]
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:08 pm
Yes silly litte person(I might be smaller though)but yes the are evil and infectious. gonk scream
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:42 pm
o_OEverlastingStarO_o Yes silly litte person(I might be smaller though)but yes the are evil and infectious. gonk scream The large font is compensation, then? confused
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