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 Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:31 pm
I pick up your journal and start reading it, and since I love finding out about other people's secrets and intrigues, I become so engrossed in it, that I don't look what I'm doing at all. I hold it and read it all the way home. I enter my building and the sun is setting, and I start going up the stairs. I can still read it, but it's getting pretty dark so I try to turn the light on with one of my hands, but I don't raise my head from the journal and I don't notice that the light switch was broken by the resident hooligans. I press it and I get electrocuted and die.
Now children, that's what you get for meddling in other people's business.
I drop a lipstick (not my own, but I somehow had it).
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:21 am
i take the lip stick and wright on a merr and try to walk a way but my reflection dosent move it stares at me and smiles then i get closer and say what the hek r u it says im u then the glass saters and i get stabed by sards the last thing i said was it could of been worse then i sliped on a towl and bash my head on the tub.......i left a tub full of blood and in it is a phone i dropped and it never stops ringing in the pool of blood some say its the reaper trying to claim the soul of unsespectid people
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:29 am
slips in the pool of blood, cracks headon sink & dies.
I drop a mug
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:53 pm
I pick up the mig & see that it's from the DNC (Democratic National convention) and I throw it agaist the wall and the mug's handle hits a homeless person & He pulls out a bat and beats me to death with it.
I drop Homer Simpson & he drops his dozen of doughnuts ( That are everywhere)..
(Don't know how I managed to carry homer around.)
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:12 pm
I try to steal Homer's doughnuts, & he attacks me, beating me to a pulp, trying to get his doughnuts back. A cop sees what's happening, shoots us both (Homer & I die) & steals the doughnuts for himself.
I drop a ring
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:18 pm
I steal the ring from faith and book it. I try the ring on and it has powers. Powers that can make you fly. I try it out. I close my eyes for one second and I hit a window of a office building and fall to my death.
I drop Barrack Obama
(no comment on that one)
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:17 pm
Stop with the people please. Seriously. It's getting annoying. scream
I pick up Barrack Obama, & he freaks out & screams like a girl. "Let go of me! Put me down!"
"No way!" I say. "There have been 3 assassination attempts on you already! I must get you to safety!"
I start running, jumping over the many dead bodies that have accumulated in this small area. Suddenly, we start getting shot at by snipers! Obama starts screaming like a girl again, but I eventually get him to a safe place where he is surrounded be bodyguards, but as soon as I put Obama down, the bodyguards jump on me & I die from the sheer weight of their well-chiseled & muscular bodies.
I drop "the soap."
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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:53 pm
I pick up "the soap" curious why it's so special it starts flying around me and begins scrubbing me to death. The Devil comes out of nowhere and thinking I stole his soap he burning me to death.
I drop a baby squirrel.
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:31 pm
I pick up the baby squirrel and cuddle it like a baby and then it starts to attack me and I die.
I drop a panda
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:47 pm
I pick up the panda and see that it's not well at all. Since they are an endangered species, I rush to take it to the vet, and I trip and drop it. It falls down a flight of stairs and dies. Feeling guilty about causing death of one of the few remaining pandas, I kill myself maddened with grief.
I drop a pillow.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:28 pm
i pick up the pillow, but i accidentally tear it with my razor-sharp fingernails. feathers float away mystically and my inner kitty cat compels me to chase one of them into the street. a car swerves to miss me and rams into a tanker truck full of toxic chemicals. hissing acid sprays everywhere and dissolves the surface of the road, leaving behind only rocks and a *mystical emblem*. i pick up the trinket and am sucked into a vortex and neatly shredded by mystical ancient forces.
i drop a clothes dryer. =D
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:47 pm
I pick up the clothes dryer and strain my back and fall over onto a fence and die.
I drop a stick of celery.
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 12:58 pm
I pick up the stick on celery and get attacked by a mob of killer green bunnies (AHH) and I die.
I drop a tooth brush
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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:56 pm
I pick up the tooth brush and walk away wondering why I just picked up a tooth brush and as I reach the street....It comes ALIVE! and iteats me to death & I die.
I drop a Marble
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