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 Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:09 pm
lol XD thats good!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:12 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
rofl
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:13 pm
XD ! LOL
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:16 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
LMAO
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:20 pm
lol xd
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:21 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
lmao
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:27 pm
this is fun XD
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:29 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
lol no doubt
I am kind of sad that all of this activity isn't going into my own quest thread but oh well blaugh
i am currently living off this thread
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:34 pm
rotflmao!! that one was awesome!
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:36 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
rofl
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:44 pm
lol blaugh
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:48 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
lol that gave me an image xD
lol this is a rather...um sexual one redface
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:50 pm
lol I think i heard one of the boys at work say that one XD
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:53 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
to add to your last one, ..."they now play poker every Wednesday"
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:56 pm
LOL XD good one! oh i must have forgotten the last part sweatdrop
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face
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