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 Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 6:21 pm
Granted, then everyone gets aids and a pandemic breaks out causing the end of the human race.
I wish I had a super power that couldn't kill anyone but would be fun to have.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:05 pm
You said anyone, not anything.
You kill all the animals and plants in the world. Sorry.
I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:42 pm
You get a job, too bad its crocodile wrestling and on your first day you lose and arm.
I wish for an un-corruptible wish that wouldn't back fire.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:33 pm
Granted, but due to an act of god, you drop dead where you stand.
I wish I had a Skyline GT-R R34, in black preferably.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:36 pm
Granted, Arkie. A 1:100th-scale replica of the Skyline appears in your mailbox the next day.
I wish I could steam milk correctly...
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:43 pm
Granted, you steam it correctly for about five minutes. Then it blows up and you look like a mix between Joker and Two-Face. Becoming humiliated, you wear a bag like Scarecrow and attack your arch nemisis, destroying an entire city of your choice.
I wish school had less hours each day, and night! (No loopholes, you bums!)
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:25 pm
Granted, but you have to go to school all year(including weekends), and you end up failing because you didn't pass and you have to take it all over again!
I wish my Aunt Helen would stop complaining!
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:58 am
Granted, but your aunt gains psychic powers to prevent her from complaining resulting in her breakdown were she uses her new powers to mind wipe all her family.
I wish I had a date.
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:00 pm
granted, but its with the ugliest MAN you ever saw
I wish for the power of teleportation, with no side effects when i teleport
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:25 pm
granted but you can only teleport 3 inches away.
i wish I could fly...
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:53 am
Granted but you can only fly upwards, causing you to fly right into space
I wish for all of Superman's powers, and to be able to use them exactly as he does them
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:37 pm
Granted, but now you have his weaknesses. Someone implants a piece of kryptonite in your skull while you're asleep.
I wish that I was like Jesus for fish =o
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:49 pm
Granted, but now you have to die. And you don't come back.
(you did say LIKE Jesus, not is/am/are Jesus)
I wish people would remember already had one of these running.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:55 pm
Granted, but it's 1AM and Lobo is too lazy to look for it.
I wish I had The Storyteller by Jim Henson and all those awesome people =x
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:12 pm
Granted, but you lose power and the DVD is trapped forever in the player.
I wish I could tap into the world's communications array from any point on the world.
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