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iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:29 am


Rise-OTD
List time. ^-^

- I'm a lesbian who hates feminists.
- My hair is jet straight... but I still use a straightner
- I'm a vegitarian, and work at McDonalds
- I've been "with" 5 girls and 2 guys.
- I've never had a drop of alcohal in my entire life, and I'm 17.
- I think Americans are a little 'slow'. As a general observation.



Should I bite my tongue...



Wooohhh, yayy lisstsss!!~



...Until blood soaks my shirt
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:31 am


fox_bone
Umm...well let me think.......In all respect to the ppl but I have a fear that I could be gay...


Should I bite my tongue...



nothing to fear really
/:



...Until blood soaks my shirt

iHawt Damn


Devil Nightlord_Dante

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:57 am


I still like Pokemon. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:01 pm


Takeshi no Hayabusa
I still like Pokemon. sweatdrop



Should I bite my tongue...



a lot of people do.
=D



...Until blood soaks my shirt

iHawt Damn


TheLostToaster

Shirtless Lunatic

PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:53 am


x_Bloody Love_x
fox_bone
Umm...well let me think.......In all respect to the ppl but I have a fear that I could be gay...


Should I bite my tongue...



nothing to fear really
/:



...Until blood soaks my shirt
Im not scared of being "Gay" Im more scared of people hating me like my dad would for sure anyways! cough cough
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:12 pm


fox_bone
x_Bloody Love_x
fox_bone
Umm...well let me think.......In all respect to the ppl but I have a fear that I could be gay...


Should I bite my tongue...



nothing to fear really
/:



...Until blood soaks my shirt
Im not scared of being "Gay" Im more scared of people hating me like my dad would for sure anyways! cough cough


Should I bite my tongue...



lol yeah, you can be afraid of that.
:3



...Until blood soaks my shirt

iHawt Damn


iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:54 pm


Should I bite my tongue...



Awhhh. No morree secreettss?
Me wants to knoww. :3



...Until blood soaks my shirt
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:44 pm


Hmm lets see....
I lost my virginity to my sisters ex boyfriend who she still loved when were in the same building
I cut myself because I like the pain, not because I'm depressed
I used to punch myself in the face until my nose would bleed because I liked seeing my family freak out over something that small
When i was drunk, I needed to do laundry and somehow my hamster got in my clothes and i washed it...needless to say its dead
I've been put on suicide watch 3 times
I'm not comfortable with my body
I moved out of my moms house when i was 16
I've had alcohol poisoning twice
I've O.Ded 3 times



umm thats all i can think of for now

MYSTEE MOON


iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:21 pm


MYSTEE MOON
Hmm lets see....
I lost my virginity to my sisters ex boyfriend who she still loved when were in the same building
I cut myself because I like the pain, not because I'm depressed
I used to punch myself in the face until my nose would bleed because I liked seeing my family freak out over something that small
When i was drunk, I needed to do laundry and somehow my hamster got in my clothes and i washed it...needless to say its dead
I've been put on suicide watch 3 times
I'm not comfortable with my body
I moved out of my moms house when i was 16
I've had alcohol poisoning twice
I've O.Ded 3 times



umm thats all i can think of for now


wow. sounds pretty.. gruesome.
are you okay?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:09 pm


x_Bloody Love_x
MYSTEE MOON
Hmm lets see....
I lost my virginity to my sisters ex boyfriend who she still loved when were in the same building
I cut myself because I like the pain, not because I'm depressed
I used to punch myself in the face until my nose would bleed because I liked seeing my family freak out over something that small
When i was drunk, I needed to do laundry and somehow my hamster got in my clothes and i washed it...needless to say its dead
I've been put on suicide watch 3 times
I'm not comfortable with my body
I moved out of my moms house when i was 16
I've had alcohol poisoning twice
I've O.Ded 3 times



umm thats all i can think of for now


wow. sounds pretty.. gruesome.
are you okay?


well im here so I guess that's all that really matters lol....I like to say I've had an interesting life so far

MYSTEE MOON


iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:29 pm


MYSTEE MOON
x_Bloody Love_x
MYSTEE MOON
Hmm lets see....
I lost my virginity to my sisters ex boyfriend who she still loved when were in the same building
I cut myself because I like the pain, not because I'm depressed
I used to punch myself in the face until my nose would bleed because I liked seeing my family freak out over something that small
When i was drunk, I needed to do laundry and somehow my hamster got in my clothes and i washed it...needless to say its dead
I've been put on suicide watch 3 times
I'm not comfortable with my body
I moved out of my moms house when i was 16
I've had alcohol poisoning twice
I've O.Ded 3 times



umm thats all i can think of for now


wow. sounds pretty.. gruesome.
are you okay?


well im here so I guess that's all that really matters lol....I like to say I've had an interesting life so far


lol yeahh..
i can tell. /:
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:44 pm


And continuing with my list because I found my diary:


7) My parents still think I'm a catholic even though I regularly travel to Winnipeg to meet with my coven.

cool The last time I went to church, I flirted with the new nun in the convent. The poor thing blushed and ran babbling to confession. I'm still working on converting her to my side of the street and my corner of religion. She is quite adorable when she blushes.

9) I have a thing for leather. That's why I never take off my leather gloves.

10) My most sordid secret: I let a friend of my cousin's take my virginity when I was nine. He was seventeen. Yeah, there's a reason I'm so fecked up.

11) My mother is emotionally and psychologically abusive.

12) I run away regularly, but I go back to the house before They even notice I'm gone.

13) I think I've said this already, but I am a whore. Well, actually, I'm a slut. I don't get paid.

14) I've been hospitalized twice for collapsing in school due to fatigue and malnourishment. What can I say? I don't really care about myself.

15) Although yes, I am a slut, nobody has ever seen me without a shirt on. And Christine and Terry don't count. And there's a reason for it.

16) I am addicted to chocolate and coffee, preferably a mixture of the two.

17) When life gives me lemons, I give them to Neville Longbottom and swear my undying loyalty to him.

1 cool I am a Harry Potter nerd.

19) I am a nerd, period.

20) When I'm alone, I dress up in Lolita clothing and take pictures of myself in . . . compromising positions.



And that's about all I can post while keeping to the Gaian ToS and PG-13 rating!

Merrily met

~Scarlet~
 

Amida Lune
Crew


iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:11 am


lol woww. you're life has definitely been interesting. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:53 am


My life is nothing but a cute little bundle of bunnies and sunshine.


Amida Lune
Crew


iHawt Damn

PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:07 pm


haha
me too.
rolleyes
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