Drop Death

[Broken Cadaver]

i find the keyes and pick them up i trip and one of the keys stab my eye "IM BLIND" i start running and call into a man-hole filled with alligators

i drop a CD  

[XxKaztasticalxX]

The CD falls through the sewers. One day I am walking by and I see something shiny nearby in some water. I pick it up and notice it was an old ACDC CD, so I take it home with me and clean it; I put it in my stereo. I don't realize the sound is turned way up, so the bass makes the speakers explode, the shards stab through my body and I lie bleeding to death on the floor.

I drop a pickle.

 

[Broken Cadaver]

hey look a pickle *picks up pickle and eats" OH MY GOD IT HAS MAGGOTS "dies"  

[cyberbuster]

You didn't drop anything....I start to go crazy because Broken didn't drop anything and dies from boredom.

I drop 10 golden eggs, 9 silver spoons, 8 squealing monkey zombies, 7 poisonous tree frogs, 6 gallons of milk, 5 grenades, 4 banana splits, 3 tons of Martha Stewart's Merchandise, 2 turtle doves, and one Snow White doing drugs.

 

[Broken Cadaver]

cyberbuster

You didn't drop anything....I start to go crazy because Broken didn't drop anything and dies from boredom.

I drop 10 golden eggs, 9 silver spoons, 8 squealing monkey zombies, 7 poisonous tree frogs, 6 gallons of milk, 5 grenades, 4 banana splits, 3 tons of Martha Stewart's Merchandise, 2 turtle doves, and one Snow White doing drugs.

oh sorry sweatdrop i drop a cell phone  

[iToxicMoon]

cyberbuster

You didn't drop anything....I start to go crazy because Broken didn't drop anything and dies from boredom.

I drop 10 golden eggs, 9 silver spoons, 8 squealing monkey zombies, 7 poisonous tree frogs, 6 gallons of milk, 5 grenades, 4 banana splits, 3 tons of Martha Stewart's Merchandise, 2 turtle doves, and one Snow White doing drugs.

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.

I am shocked by all the things you dropped and don't notice the truck coming. It hits me and I die on impact.

I drop a jawbreaker.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

 

[Rishima Lowell]

I'm walking when I see someone get hit by a truck, I frown but then a jawbreaker falls into my hand and I put it in my mouth. So I am sucking on it when my friend comes up to me and starts telling me a joke, I laugh so hard that I swallow the jawbreaker and my friend doesn't know the CPR or anything so I die of suffocation, I hope your happy evil jawbreaker of doom.

I drop a staple.

 

[spyred125]

I run down the street, past a person laughing at someone's joke, and into the local office supply store to get a single staple. I check all the shelves and find no staples. Not a single one. I walk out of the store wondering why none of the millions of stores had a single staple available. I walk past a crime scene and notice a staple on the ground outside the taped area. I picked it up happily and loaded it into a stapler I had ready in my pocket. I was so excited by finally finding the staple I needed, I accidentally drop the stapler and get "shoot" in the head.


I drop a can of compressed air.

 

[Broken Cadaver]

walking through a dark room with a lighter i fall and the lighter hits the compressed air and it explodes

i drop the lighter i was using  

[iToxicMoon]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.

*picks up lighter*
I am very happy with my new lighter and flick it on as I walk. However, I walk right into a gas station and the entire place explodes.

I drop a pepsi.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

 

[XxShadowxStalkerxX]

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both.

I catch the Pepsi, realize that it is already opened a little bit, drinking it, not thinking of the consequences, i realize that it was poisoned and fall to my death.

I drop a Guitar String.

For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Live, I will kill you, If I Die, You are forgiven." Such is the Rule of Honor.

 

[cyberbuster]

Me and my friends were riding a roller coaster. A guitar string fell in the hands of my crazed ex-girlfriend (if I had one let alone and ex). While in the dark tunnel she wraps the guitar string around my throat and hankered the other end to the side of the tunnel with a grappling hook. My head got severed off. (you would know this better if you watched the first episode of case closed, only a piano wire was used instead).

I drops my head  

[Rosenfall]

Tries to swallow, chokes

I drop my mama  

[iToxicMoon]

your mama watched too many Texas Chainsaw Massacres and comes at me with a chainsaw. She kills me by digging the chainsaw into my ribcage.

While being killed, I drop a sandal.  

[Broken Cadaver]

oooo a sandal *looks at sandal and dies of old age*


i drop a cloth