Alright, here are some in the top ten that I looked up. The ones I didn't put were already said. The one alcolyte said about you and chuck norris having $5 was number 1.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard, it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norrs CAN believe it's not butter.
Newtons Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is now force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly picks one lucky child to be thrown into the Sun.
(Last one) Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
That's it for now. There are others that are hysterical but the really funny ones aren't appropriate... Anyway, I'll post more soon. Unless Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks me in the face...
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