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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:00 pm
Once retice found out that I had a six year old boy, her shota complex burst forth, full strength and she began to dress me in loligoth and feed me candy that was inappropriately shaped. Until the Pomeranian came out and bit her ankle.
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:50 pm
For-Chan Cookie is in actuality Hilary Clinton.
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*GASPS!!*
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:28 am
SardonicSteve is actually a transexual hermaphrodite. xd
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 3:40 am
Lenre Li is, believe it or not, the souls of millions of dead baby ponies, poured into one very small, but very angry banana.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:11 am
Miss Sushii actually has no hands, and is actually using combined telepathy/technokinesis to post. o.O;
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:56 pm
Lenre Li is secretly the captain of the Guild.
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:18 pm
Misstress Paco is the leader of a homophobic church group that protests gay rights while wearing tutus.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:25 am
ShadowedMoonlight is really Kermit the Frog's long lost sister, Kermia who has a huge crush on Miss Piggy and intents to steal her away.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:16 am
For-Chan Cookie is actually a super hero. Who spends her time slaughtering the Forces of Homophobia with large stacks of yaoi manga.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:25 am
Honourable Mention is actually an extra-terrestrial alien, who came to Earth to make sure that all of the Earth's population is heterosexual for some obscure reason. eek
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:30 am
Lenre Li is really Jared Leto.
Who I will proceed to jump on. <3
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:33 am
SilverMaple is an oak tree in real life. o.O;
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:56 am
Lenre Li is still Jared Leto.
Who I will proceed to jump on. <3
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 7:53 am
SilverMaple is really a special kind of moose. With telekinetic powers, meaning she can type from fourty feet away. Unfortunately, she cannot actually see the screen, and has to use binoculars attatched to her nose. o.O;;
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:24 am
Honourable123 has no body hair, only worms on her head. She's like Medusa, only not nearly as cool. She can't even turn people to stone, just mud. sad
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