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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:01 am
......Squirrels where Lord Xenu was waiting. Tom Cruise and Satan were commanded to kneel and submit to.......................
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:26 pm
extreme torture, they have both been very naughty. The person that was doing the whipping was Tom's wife Kate
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-Resurrected Writer- Crew
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:54 pm
However, this was no kinky fun that both Tom and Satan had hoped for. They left with deep gashes on their backs from the sadistic Kate. But the gashes seemed to form marks of...
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:48 am
...a rather intricate spider web marking the secret lair of eternal...
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:29 pm
bliss, they were both getting high from the marks that formed
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:07 pm
........... and Kate was clearly enjoying every moment. She stepped back dropped the whip and ....................................
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:18 am
dove into a pool at the bottom of the cave...
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:19 pm
Hitler enters the area they were in
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:53 pm
driving a clown car. When Hitler stepped from the car Tom's jaw dropped. Hitler was not wearing pants.............
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:18 pm
...but instead, Hitler was wearing a large floating device, designed for those that struggle to swim, in the shape of a rather ridiculous looking....
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:24 pm
elephant, Hitler began to rant in German. Satan could understand him, but Tom could not.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:13 pm
Satan realized that Hitler was planning to get back into power and invade Disney World. Satan decided...........
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:16 am
...to quickly silence this belligerent, floating-elephant clad, irrational fool. So, he quickly decided on a course of action which....
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:34 pm
Satan had sewn Hitlers lips shut . . .
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:00 pm
and tied him to the hood of the clown car. Tom Cruise decided to take advantage of the situation and began having sex with the floating-elephant clad fuhrer.
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