Who's sick of people saying Sasuke has to restore his clan?

[Chai Senpai]

So, Sasuke would have to eheh-ehem with another Uchiha to better his chances of producing Sharingan offspring. Now, my mind is a very messed up and scary place. This is what when through my head:

Incest = Uchihacest (the term coined by ItaSasu shippers)

Itachi is only other Uchiha left

Sasuke m-preg no jutsu!

Itachi knocked Sasuke up!

burning_eyes

I don't mind ItaSasu if the fic is well-written, but....Itachi knocking Sasuke up.. xp Hehe...have I scarred anyone for life now?

And, of course, my disturbingly vivid imagination just *had* to come up with another ingredient to add to the m-preg jutsu mix; what if the m-preg jutsu had the effect of making the guy be...well, very fertile? Like with those fertility drugs that some insane women take and end up having like 5-7 babies?

OOh! Sasu and Naru with septuplets! xd

Dang it, I wanna draw a picture now of Naru and Sasu surrounded by 7 crying babies lol.  

[Chai Senpai]

Ah, I just thought of something else completely random.

I know m-preg is not everyone's cut of tea, but while it's on the table, I'll openly admit I'm an m-preg fan, and here's why I think mpregs are fun:

As a female, biologically I'm the one who would bear children in a relationship. (I'm never gonna have kids, but that's off-topic) Pregnancy, and especially childbirth, is painful and messy pain in the butt (also a joy cuz of the baby, etc etc)....and it's fun inflicting that on men. Haha, if we have to go through that torment, well, why can't we make that happen to our favorite fictional bishies?

I mean, if they have jutsus that can resurrect the dead, walk on water with chakra, breathe fire, etc, why not a m-preg bearing jutsu? I think only a female mind would think of something like that, cuz...well, dang it, who wouldn't wanna see men (even if they're fictional) go through what we go through?

BTW sorry if I'm completely off-topic...I just had to share that. I'll quit rambling now.  

[AraiHito]

Bloody_kitten02-That's probably because Kishimoto has too many things to think about. Or he's too lazy. If that did happen then I'll be a little bit more happy. Drugs is not a good idea though...

Lady_kuurin-I know that but if Sasuke wants to revive his entire clan (Note, a clan is really huge in numbers of people) then Sasuke will have better chances of getting more childrens with Sharigan then marrying a person from the outside. Which only gives his kids 1/4 chances of obtaining it.  

[Fallen_Vampiric_Warrior]

Bloody_Kitten02

So, Sasuke would have to eheh-ehem with another Uchiha to better his chances of producing Sharingan offspring. Now, my mind is a very messed up and scary place. This is what when through my head:

Incest = Uchihacest (the term coined by ItaSasu shippers)

Itachi is only other Uchiha left

Sasuke m-preg no jutsu!

Itachi knocked Sasuke up!

burning_eyes

I don't mind ItaSasu if the fic is well-written, but....Itachi knocking Sasuke up.. xp Hehe...have I scarred anyone for life now?

And, of course, my disturbingly vivid imagination just *had* to come up with another ingredient to add to the m-preg jutsu mix; what if the m-preg jutsu had the effect of making the guy be...well, very fertile? Like with those fertility drugs that some insane women take and end up having like 5-7 babies?

OOh! Sasu and Naru with septuplets! xd

Dang it, I wanna draw a picture now of Naru and Sasu surrounded by 7 crying babies lol.

Itasasu! Yes! That is the solution to everything! XD Seriously though, you get on DA and they have some awesome stuff about that pairing. Once you read that kinda stuff...you can never go back. *Laughs manically* Haha, the drug idea is interesting though.

Pfft. I'm just ticked that it seems like Kishimoto is kinda ripping off of CLAMP. I mean, really. That latest thing Itachi was telling Sasuke about why he killed the clan. I was not impressed. stare I really was hoping he could come up with something better...*Sighs* Sorry, the whole thing just kinda bummed me out.  

[Chai Senpai]

Oh, I totally agree with you-DA's what got me into ItaSasu. I do like that pairing, but incest with mpreg...hmm...now, there's a fanfic challenge. I lurves NaruSasu, too, though....

Hmm...I haven't seen CLAMP- is it any good? I dun even know what it's about lol! As far as the anime goes, I've only seen what's been released in the US (yeah, I know, I'm pathetic.)  

[Fallen_Vampiric_Warrior]

*High fives you*

Same here! I only became a hardcore fan of that and Sasodei after reading the fanfics and dounjishi they have! Totally awesome! I'm hoping to get back to FF.net sometime though cause they some pretty good stuff too.

Well, CLAMP is actually a group that writes and draws manga. They've made let's see: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, XXXHolic, Card Capture Sakura, Chobits, and (I think) Dear S. So far Tsubasa is the only one I've read though. I've seen CCS, but it's been a while.

XD Actually, I'm the same, I only watch the anime on CN. I haven't gotten around to reading the manga. (Plus I've been watching the Shippuden anime on youtube and veoh.com) I only read the last few chapters because I have to know what happens between Itachi and Sasuke! Sadly, Kishimoto won't probably give into our yaoi cravings. I'm even afraid that Naru's gonna end up with Sakura or Hinata and I absolutely hate those pairings! Sakura because I don't think she deserves him and Hinata...I like her but I think she's better matched up with Kiba. 3nodding  

[XxPockyLuvaxX]

Maybe Sasuke wants to restore his clan with Naruto? ^_^

~*Kyra*~  

[mofosplz]

@MrsKyraWay: XD You mean Naruko? <3 But somehow, I think Sasuke's the more effeminate one of the two; I mean, can't you see him as a pretty pissy wifey? XD There's even a drabble-series where he has a frilly pink tomato apron, I believe...->w<- heart  

[Chai Senpai]

I agree! Sasuke would soo be the b***h...cuz he's soo bitchy! ^O^  

[kittyluck13]

but naruto is the one who came up with the sexy no jutsu! Sasuke would so top naruto. 4laugh I don't think sasuke would let naruto be seme. Besides, when naruto isn't being stupid, he's alot more girly looking then sasuke. In fact, if you just got sakura out of the picture, naruto was so stunted when it came to love, i don't think he'd mind marrying sasuke. He went to train for three years with Jiraiya just to bring him back.  

[DeficientLoser]

kittyluck13

but naruto is the one who came up with the sexy no jutsu! Sasuke would so top naruto. 4laugh I don't think sasuke would let naruto be seme. Besides, when naruto isn't being stupid, he's alot more girly looking then sasuke. In fact, if you just got sakura out of the picture, naruto was so stunted when it came to love, i don't think he'd mind marrying sasuke. He went to train for three years with Jiraiya just to bring him back.

LOL!! Naruto's just a pervert. He's been corrupted by Jiraya. Except Naruto hates guys naked. But I don't think he'll mind relationships.  

[Gamexrocks]

Mika_chann

kittyluck13

but naruto is the one who came up with the sexy no jutsu! Sasuke would so top naruto. 4laugh I don't think sasuke would let naruto be seme. Besides, when naruto isn't being stupid, he's alot more girly looking then sasuke. In fact, if you just got sakura out of the picture, naruto was so stunted when it came to love, i don't think he'd mind marrying sasuke. He went to train for three years with Jiraiya just to bring him back.

LOL!! Naruto's just a pervert. He's been corrupted by Jiraya. Except Naruto hates guys naked. But I don't think he'll mind relationships.

Maybe, but Naruto's, Naruto. He is a pervert but he cares for Sasuke then anything else in the world.  

[kittyluck13]

Exactly!! Naruto would be more than willing to enter a relationship with sasuke and sasuke has to much pride to ever let naruto top. 3nodding and if you wanna argue the mental/emotional stability bit, couples rely on each other. neither one would be solely dependent on the other. it's mutual! so there. 4laugh  

[Chai Senpai]

Oh, Naruto just doesn't like guys naked cuz he hasn't seen Sasuke naked yet! mrgreen  

[kittyluck13]

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Oh, Naruto just doesn't like guys naked cuz he hasn't seen Sasuke naked yet!

that we know of at least. I mean they went on missions together so they might have had to bathe at the same time. you never know.