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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:05 pm
lmao comfy that was adorable
Yo mama is so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:08 pm
*cant stop laughing @ Roxette's jokes*
Chuck Norris killed the three wisemen.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:11 pm
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:12 pm
Lucy Underoos *cant stop laughing @ Roxette's jokes* Chuck Norris killed the three wisemen. I am da Chuck Norris Queen blaugh cool arrow Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, they are now known as "The Islands"
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:15 pm
@ Ska: Roxette just did that one
@Roxy: lmao I have to tell that to my friend he's from there.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:16 pm
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:16 pm
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:18 pm
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:20 pm
Heres two:
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:22 pm
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:22 pm
Here's one for Thanksgiving:
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:23 pm
omg thats terrible and funny...never question chuck norris lmao
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:25 pm
A mirage of jokes:
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:26 pm
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:34 pm
Ska Boss One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. wow, that one totally made me lol XD
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