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 Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:52 pm
In Hell with the rest of the deranged lunatics, mainly me, but hey, we're talking about you here
Why would having unlimited amount of darkness causes us to go blind, while having unlimited amounts of sunshine causes us to go deaf?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:47 pm
Because if the sun caused blindness, we'd all be earthworms.
Why do my feet itch?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:01 pm
Because of the ground, which is a poor exfoliate.
Why does my 7-up taste like lemon flavored death?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:54 pm
Because the Grim Reaper whizzed in your soda.
Where the hell is my book?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:11 pm
Under the car of your secret lover.
Why must there be splinters in the world?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:29 pm
Because if there weren't people would get more pissed at other things
Why doesn't Cheese cake taste like cheese?
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Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:06 am
...it does actually, but no cheese that would go good on bread.
Why was "camel toe" created?
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:06 pm
because the world has gotten bored
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
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infinite_personalities101
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:04 am
no they all laugh (i know i'm evil twisted )
why do teachers give homework?
ninja
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:39 pm
Because they enjoy the screams of children......
Why is there never anything good on TV? stare
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infinite_personalities101
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:27 pm
Hey listen!
Because the good channels are used by the Martians.
Why have a been alive for 15 years and not taken over the Earth yet?
O.e *Blam blam blam blam* *Booooom!!!!!* Listen to that....O.e
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:08 pm
Because a has no power to do such a thing.
Where have all the flower? ( I have no idea why that came to mind..)
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:41 am
They probably ran away while reading your sentence....
Why hasn't the Military or US Government ever released information about high-powered technology things...O.e
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Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:00 pm
because they're too busy playing with them....
Do you know the Muffin Man?????!!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:16 pm
yes, and i ate his b***h a**.
what's the atomic weight of popcorn?
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