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 Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:57 am
ZZ's secret lair is about 25 years behind the times, and in need of serious updating so all the other supervillians don't make fun of her anymore.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:03 am
lurichan likes to pretend all of the supervillians laugh at my lair because her lair consists of three cardboard boxes in her basement.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:08 am
ZZ is incapable of giving gifts because it goes against her moral code to help anyone, even if they are in need. Because of this, to date three puppies have drowned, two people are in a coma, and 19 men have had their genatallia removed.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:14 am
lurichan refuses to finish the list as doing so would require her explain her own involvement.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:15 am
ZZ keeps a diary of all the times she has felt guilty about her actions. To date the pages are all blank.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:19 am
lurichan will always feel guilty about that one day, in that one forest, under that one tree, with that one cat, and a toothbrush. Oh, the horrors.
Your last few posts seem to have missed the point of the game. You are supposed to be lying...
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:22 am
^^* ((I thought I was lying )) sweatdrop
ZZ has the entire clan malkavian on her cell phone's speed dial.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:25 am
lurichan carries a plastic box with her everywhere she goes, so when she wants to talk to herself she can put it next to her ear as a phone and not seem crazy.
Unfortunately, it is a Power Ranger lunchbox.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:27 am
ZZ follows the bushido code. She goes out of her way to make sure not to do anything her lord would be upset about, and would be willing to give her own life to serve her lord.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:30 am
lurichan secretly sends messages to the KGB. Without fail, these messages offer a better long distance service.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:36 am
ZZ sends messages into outerspace in pure gibberish just to confuse and potentially piss off alien races.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:39 am
lurichan only speaks Spanish when dealing with the police until they get an interpreter. At the point, she immediately begins speaking in English.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:41 am
((That doesn't sound like a half bad idea sometimes....but I look very much not hispanic ^^*))
ZZ has an Ultra-Lord collection that is rival only to Sean from Jimmy Neutron.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:44 am
lurichan proudly displays the World's Largest Collection of Rat Eggs to anyone who comes into her house. To this day, nobody has spoken of it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:47 am
ZZ runs an exotic pet shop in which the only pet she will sell is snakes. What most people don't know is that she feeds these snakes on the flesh of humans so they will kill their new owners.
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