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[Harmonie and Happiness]

Hey guys! I'm going on a cruise with my grand parents tomorrow and will be back at my own home around the 31st.

I'm not sure if I will have internet in Seattle (19th & 20th), but once I get on the ship, they said there's wifi in certain places of the ship. I'll be able to post while I'm gone, but not I'm going make them very pretty.

I probably won't be typing that much either, but I will be able to post.

I'm not too worried about responding, but at the same time, I might take a day or two. (like usual haha)

Also, this place is dead. o.o We need to liven things up!  

[Crocodylus]

>_>" Okie dokie. My hands are sort of almost free right now. I was on the search for another RP to supplement or a 1x1 but I got approached by loads of players who wrote one-liners for the majority of their recent posts.

I'll post something world defining.  

[Harmonie and Happiness]

That can be really frustrating. I mean... If you can't think of anything, 3 lines is the least you should write.

Not doing that, well, it doesn't expand your character or let the other player know what they're doing, thinking, or how they feel about their character. lol  

[Crocodylus]

I wouldn't mind it if the one-liner was a completely off-the-wall rocket ee cummings or Virginia Woolf stream of consciousness deal with tons of commas and semicolons and no periods that ran up to two hundred and fifty words. I try to make even my smallest posts go to at least 300---I let them break reality if I have to. In some of the thingies I've joined, even a short to the point combat post must hit 150 words. One line, one sentence, can't say enough stuff unless the person is some kind of extreme flash fiction word master. There's also those posts that are practically only comprised of first person narrative:

"I think we should go this way," he said. I hope we don't get lost and all DIE. She looks scared so I won't say anything.

@_@ There's nothing really going on in that~ they could be lost in the woods or looking for the restrooms.  

[Harmonie and Happiness]

I would say the restrooms then.

Even have a few characters die on the way due to bladder problems.  

[NIGHT TERRORS NOTHING]

it would have to be a long adventure plot because the bladder can supposedly hold urine for up to eight hours before it starts deferring fluid to the kidneys.  

[Leifka]

In a world of super-sized drinks and heavy burgers; of warehouse size pallets of tuna and spam; there are bathroom emergencies.

CostCo: 12:18 p.m.

Bobby walked around the store for hours looking for the restroom in the labyrinth of furniture and cat condos. But he didn't find it in time. His bladder burst...

...and he died in canned goods.  

[Crocodylus]

O M G-

 

[Leifka]

We really need to make that a gag RP or something...  

[Harmonie and Happiness]

The cops arrive at the scene "why didn't he piss himself?"

You can hear a faint scream from the bove as the young man curses himself for not thinking of that sooner