The Fool's Grove [4e]

[Oshi the Killer]

Although Fawks has never been the black ops type he would do his best at moving silently.

Stealth +0  

[SporkMaster5000]

Fawks approaches the building, and is treated to the same sight Sora was. Except, as he clanks near the hole in the wall, the creatures around the table suddenly swivel so that their eye stalks are looking right at him, "Adventure!" they all shout, stressing the r a bit hard, as if they can't quite pronounce adventurer. They also sound rather angry about it. Since the fighter felt like being both nosey and noisy, you all should
Roll initiative!  

[Rain Yupa]

+1 = 14

FIRST!  

[Psychofish]

1d20+2=4



....not first.  

[Oshi the Killer]

Initiative +2  

[SporkMaster5000]

+6 x 4
+2 x 2

still waiting on colbertron and sora.  

[Arc Vembris]

Init +2  

[SkyCore]

Initiative: +5  

[SporkMaster5000]

+7 vs. Fawks AC
+7 vs. Fawks AC
+5 vs. Fawks Ref
if that misses, +6 vs. Fawks AC  

[SporkMaster5000]

i'm still fairly new to the game, have i heard right that flumph spikes are their genitalia? is that official?  

[SkyCore]

((gross, but it will be easy to Mock then.))  

[SporkMaster5000]

22 flumph4
21 flumph2
19 flumph3
19 badger
14 Sora
14 Mercutio
12 ????
10 Fawks - 10 damage, ongoing 5 acid damage
9 flumph1
9 Colbertron
4 Van

Three of the plate-tentacle creatures are quicker to react to the goliath than the rest of the party is to their declaration of war. Two fly at him, criss crossing their paths and trying to stab at him with the same spikes they had been feeding each other with. One misses in its frenzied flight, the other manages to stick him pretty good. The third to act keeps its distance, but does tilt its hovering body in such a way that its underside is aimed at the goliath, which you imagine would make it hard to aim, but as it squirts out a gout of some odd liquid, it manages to hit Fawks right in the kisser and

OH GOD! You thought the kow smelled bad, but it wasn't all over your face and possibly in your mouth a little. Not only is Fawks grossed out, his nose is trying to free itself from his face. Before he even knows what's going on he bumps into the wet invoker in his mad dash to escape the horror that is dripping off his face. It is at this point that he regains his senses, and realizes that the stab wound he recieved a moment ago is starting to sting and hiss in a rather unsettling manner.

The badger, which those of you who were aware of it assume woke up in the commotion, then trundles into the entrance Fawks formerly occupied, glaring at you almost accusingly.

((Fawks takes three damage and 5 ongoing acid damage (save ends) he also smells horrible (save ends). every ally that starts adjacent to him while he smells is weakened until their next turn.

Mercutio and Sora, Fawks smells horrible. Go. Map))  

[SkyCore]

Standard Action: Vicious Mockery @3, +6 (20) vs Will.  

[SkyCore]

Hit: +5 (8), and the target takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of my next turn.  

[Rain Yupa]

((We reached a milestone after the last battle and have an Action Point now, right?))

Brother Mercutio would move along with the group, observing Fawks slip into the makeshift entryway into the house. "Hey guys, what did you find?"

And then Fawks came back and BY PELOR'S MERCY WHAT WAS THAT ODOR?!?!?!?!?!

Brother Mercutio momentarily considered trying to pinpoint the scent so he could obliterate whatever creature exuded such a OH GODS IT WAS FAWKS WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!?!?!

STANDARD ACTION

Using his sopping wet robe, Brother Mercutio would attempt to rid Fawks of that awful clear slime on his face that seemed to be the source of much turmoil. Maybe then, he might not feel as sick...

Quote:

Heal Check at +5 against DC15; if I succeed, Fawks gets a saving throw vs the Smelly Weakening fluid. We need him and Colbertron at full efficiency!

Success! Don't blow it, Oshi!