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 Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:39 am
And now we have dirty hippys everywhere good ******** job.
I wish for a wonderful sandwich
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:05 am
Granted, but, that said wonderful sandwich had accidentally fallen into a vat of radioactive goo, thereby turning it into a mutant sandiwch that ate you instead. How's THAT for Motherland, eh, Russia?
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without choking, becoming fat or not being able to digest the said something in my stomach.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:11 am
Granted, but you keep eating and eating and eating until your stomach ruptures and the acid and partially digested food spills out onto your other internal organs and you die a horrible, painful death sad
I wish that I didn't get sunburned so easily.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:59 am
Wish granted, so you lay in the sun all the time and become radioactive from the rays and end up dying from cancer anyways.
I wish I could travel to almost every country in the world.
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Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 11:12 am
You can now travel the world and visit almost any place in the world. The place you cannot travel are the EU, China, Japan, Canada, and the United States. Have fun!
I wish I had a fish.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:46 am
Granted, but, it was a shark. Nuff said.
I wish I had a turbine from an airplane.
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:33 pm
You are given a airplane turbine, right on top of you. You are now very squishy.
I wish for 20 dollars.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:22 pm
Granted, but it gets stolen before you can do anything with it.
I wish for a non-corrupted wish (bwahahahaha!)
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:40 pm
Your wish is that you want to die. Goodbye.
I wish for gold!
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:50 am
wish granted. but it's fake.
i wish for a cake.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:33 pm
Granted, but your neighbor's dog eats it.
I wish for immortality
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:59 pm
Granted, but, now the Military steals you away to figure out your secret and probes you for all enternity or until we all die in a sudden blaze of light that roasts or eyes and makes our brains go "Pop!".
I wish that penguins made nice pets.
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:18 pm
As domesticated animals they no longer exist in the wild.
I wish there was more funny stuff on TV
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Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:31 pm
There's funny stuff on TV? (Also, that "corruption" of my wish did absolutely nothing.)
I wish everything in life, besides life itself, pain and misery was funny.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:47 pm
Everything makes you bust out in laughter that causes you great pain after a not so long while. I hope you have fun waiting for death.
I wish for $20!
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