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 Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:17 pm
And another late... wait. WHAT'S THIS? THE COWDAY UPDATE IS ON TIME! WHAT SORCERY HAS BROUGHT THIS ABOUT? WHAT MAGIC CONTROLS THIS EVENT? I...
*cough cough*
Ahem!
Happy cow day, everybody! Bessie is quite ready for more petting. BUT FROM WHO? Well, I'll tell you who. Bessie has set her big beautiful cow eyes upon one lucky guildee? Who has she chosen?
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo, I do not moo. Bloo bloo, I say "bloo bloo"!
My presence is cause for "Ahs" and "Ooohs".
Baughberick, the person I've chosen to pet me is you!
Wow. That was great. Happy blue cow day everybody. Baughberick shall enjoy his new week of petting. Viva la Bessie!
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:25 pm
Its time for the cow to make her choice,
will it be one of the girls or will it be one of the boys?
Sacred Blue Cow: Blue, Blue I'm the radical blue cow.
I choose Constable J ye hath teh obligation of petting me now!
The regal and majestic cow has spoken but will the Constable heed the call of the cow? Stay tuned!
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:36 pm
Go Constable J! Pet Bessie II.
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:37 pm
Oh magnificent azure bovine! I offer unto you my humble hands, and humble hay, and humble brush.
It is on this most sacred of days that I shall pet thee!
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 12:14 pm
I ish shorry, Beshie! I done failsh you good. Forgivesh meee!
*runs off weeping like some sort apricot*
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:47 pm
Its time for the special Holiday edition of the weekly moo.
Lets see who will be choosen on this, the day of the sacred cow.
Bessie II The Blue Sacred Cow Blue , Blue I am the sacred cow. While we all know that cowday is the most important holiday ever, I, the sacred cow, would like to wish all of you a merry christmas. Please try to enjoy this holiday, even if it is inferior to cowday. As for my selection this week I have decided to allow Constable J the honor of petting me again this week since she does such a swell job. That is all.
THE COW HAS SPOKEN!
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:24 pm
pet, pet, pet. pet, pet, pet. pet the bess-ay. bessss-ay!
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 7:02 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm
Its another glonours cow day, here at the happy happy foundation. We have attendants working at the crack of dawn to make sure that our sacred cow is fed and happy. Because if the cow is not happy, we aren't happy. This week one lucky guildee will be allowed to pet the cow, lets see who shall obtain such a great honor that he or she will surely treasure over thier very life.
Sacred Blue Cow: I'm the sacred cow,
Animahler is my choosen one,
pet me until I am done.
Surely Ani will rember this day for the rest of her life, three cheers for Bessie II!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:20 am
Woopie! I get to pet BessieII! heart whee
Ah, BessieII, here's some of the best blue clover for you to feed on while I pet you starting with your haunches down your back to your forelock and nose.
*after putting a bale of blue clover in to her trough, begins gently rubbing BessieII's haunches... *
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:30 pm
*washes BessieII down with nice soapy warm water and dries her off with a clean towel*
My, how beautiful you are, BessieII!
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2006 9:42 pm
It tis the holy day, the day of the blessed cow. We shall gather and wittness a celebration of the blue way of life in the form of the petting that a certain lucky member will bestow upon Bessie II.
Bessie II Blue, Blue I be the sacred cow, I choose the great Baughberick to conduct the ceremony this day.
Let us congratulate brother Baughberick and give thanks to the sacred cow, amen.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:21 pm
Poo poo pachoo! In the deep blue skies above the cow of culty revelry flies the ragged hot air balloon of official hobo union 489. Seen within is the boisterously belligerent man of the hour, Mr. Doctor H. G. Bibitty Bobbity Baughberick! Too far off to be heard, the grungy air captain maketh hand motions that appear to describe the conquest of five-legged spiders by teetering tottering dinosaurs. He then procedeth to drop great arm fulls of blue pedigree hamsters from on high, which land with vigorous jubilation and commence the indirect caressof the sky-bound derelict. Into the wild blue yonder!
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:29 pm
Pedigree blue hamsters dropped from on high??
What's a Bessie II to do? gonk
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