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 Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 4:56 am
granted, but your wish was used
i wish...uh ...that your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 3:58 pm
granted, but they follow you around saying ni and demanding to ask you three questions
i wish i had people to plat diablo 2 LoD with
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 6:44 pm
granted just come over and make mine work
i wish it wasnt so windy this weekend
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2005 7:09 pm
granted, but you get thunder and lightning instead
i wish i could fix yer d2 from my house, so we could play d2
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 6:53 pm
Granted, but an alien takes a picture of you, stealing your soul, and then molests it...
I wish my dog weighed more than four pounds
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:15 pm
Granted but instead of weighing 4 lbs he ends up over weight...
I wish for a cheeseburger
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:18 pm
granted, but it is spoiled and you get food poisoning and get sick
I wish I had a jar of rainbows.
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:21 pm
Granted but the jar is too big to carry around and it must sit on your back yard...
I wish I had some ice cream
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2005 10:31 pm
Granted, but its barf flavored
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:13 am
granted you now have fun peeling potatoes for the army
i wish someone will make a wish for me
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 10:55 am
granted, but the wish they make ruins your life and you cheesecake. xp
I wish people would stop making wishes.
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 6:37 pm
Granted but it becomes so boring that everyone dies
I wish for my computer to be perfect
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:11 pm
Granted, but then it becomes like a horror movie because it has AI and kills your family off until you pull the plug and then it kills you anyway.
I wish for a BTK
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:50 pm
Granted, but it makes you look fat
I wish cows could fly
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2005 7:54 pm
Denied. You know why.
I wish that this thread would die.
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