"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I told you to only skip with an umbrella.

I'm calling from jail because I ate my desk.  

[Ura the rainbow King]

I told you not to...

I am calling because I got it on with that actor...

 

[Tsuki Amu]

I told you again and again that that actor didn't want you to stalk them!

I'm calling from jail because I was looking at the world map.  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I told you not to stalk your cell mate.

I'm calling from jail because I let the dogs out.  

[ChronosTimeMage]

i told you letting the jail's guard dogs out was a bad idea!

I'm calling from jail because I entered a video game store to buy a game  

[Ura the rainbow King]

"I told you it was closed.
I'm calling from jail because I let the cat out of the bag"

 

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I told you to lock it in the bathroom first.

I'm calling from jail because I was dancing till 12 this morning.  

[The Bodacious Soul Reaper]

I told you not to go to McDonald's!



I'm calling from jail, because Burger King put onions on my burger :/

 

[Ura the rainbow King]

I told you to eat your veggies...
I'm calling because I was smarter then my teacher...

 

[Tera Windstar]

I told you being a smart a** doesn't count!!!!
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I'm calling from jail, because my teacher didn't like what I brought in for show and tell  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

I told you not to take a bag of hair, it's creepy.

I'm calling from jail because I'm an alien.  

[Cognitohazard]

I told you that those cops were racist!

I'm calling from jail because I put glitter glue on roses.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

In a public park... In a public park.

I'm calling from jail cause I gotta check if you delivered those 'packages' without me >.>  

[La Mort Peut Venir]

Actually, I think I did. emotion_dowant

I'm calling from jail because I'm wearing striped and plaid.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you the fashion Police were coming to get you!

Im calling form jail because the people in the house I was staying at didn't like my rules.