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 Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:42 pm
Meticulous Chemistry teacher who bludgeoned you to death when you forgot significant figures. >.>
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:42 pm
Nuns came to your house to try and convert you, when you refused they took off thier hats and pulled a gun out from them and shot you to death.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:59 pm
Other offspring of mother and father kills you in your sleep because you took the last cookie.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:37 pm
Poo and pee from every person on this planet lands in your mouth. That's six-billion people's waste.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:33 pm
EW.
Quarantined and forgotten about. Starvation, dehydration, lack of sanitation, etc. etc.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:41 pm
Rats swarmed all over you body and very slowly, and painfully, devoured you to your bones.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:42 pm
slapped to death
(i wonder how long that would take)
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:46 pm
(Damn, I don't think I would want to know.)
Trashed, high, drink guys made a game out of you called, 'Who can kill the person first' Inside of a wal-mart. Amazingly, they weren't stopped to they killed you. You have very bad luck.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:48 pm
Undressed and then skinned alive.
>.> Gag...
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:48 pm
vomiting out a lung
(dont ask)
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:52 pm
Wanted by the FBI and never even knowing it.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:57 pm
(Practicing) Yoga has killed you. You put yourself into a impossible knot and could not get yourself free.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:58 pm
got a zipper caught on yr skin and opened an artery
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:55 am
Angry slugs came and slimed you with acid slime.
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