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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:49 pm
granted, but someone steals your liquor
i wish i had more power . . .
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:59 pm
Granted, but then your parents made a deal with a demon that when you get said power, that the demon gains control of your body.
I wish I'd bought better candy.
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:55 am
♪ And I'd give up forever to touch you Cause I know you feel me somehow ♪ ♥
Wish granted, but that better candy chokes you.
I wish I was taller.
♥ ♪ You're the closest to heaven, that I'll ever be And I don't want to go home right now ♪
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:44 pm
Granted, but your end up loosing your pretty expensive top hat that you just bought from it being smashed off of the top of a tunnel.
I wish I could talk to my friend that I haven't talked to in months.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:42 pm
Granted, but it turn out that during the months of silence their friendship with you has deteriorated and is now non-existent.
I wish for all cigarettes on earth to explode at the same time, each explosion reaching twenty feet in all directions and completely incinerating everything in the blast radius... while I'm at a safe distance.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:03 am
granted but then you are the only living survivor of all the explosions and you die from radiation and hunger
i wish my poster board was done
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:07 pm
Where there's a boy to give his heart . . .Granted. And then I ate it.
I wish I didn't have to read "The Invisible Man" by Ellison. D: . . . There's a woman to tear it apart
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:05 pm
Granted. But then you starting hearing voices... from no visible person.
I wish I never had to have a shower again and still stay clean.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:50 am
granted but then you think you never are clean
i wish i had something exciting to do next week
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:05 am
Granted... but now your life is in constant danger. DUN DUN DUN.
I wish some of my friends wouldn't type in netspeak.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:16 pm
Granted, but then they start speaking in a made up language to you.
I wish I could move to another city.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:35 pm
granted but you move to an overcrowded city with no sewer system.
I wish I were thinner.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:37 pm
Granted, you become so thin that you blow away in the wind and end up lost in space. O.O
I wish I could find an entertaining quiz to take.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:37 pm
By Sunlight, By Moonlight.Granted! Here you go! http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/49231637/#
Too bad you'll never finish . . .
I wish I weren't sick. Blessed Be.
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