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 Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:52 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:15 pm
Another lovely cowday is upon us. Who is today's recipient of the ever popular cowday festivities...
Why it's none other then that wacky water resistance device...
Umberella!
Come and protect our blue cow from the rain with your petting love!
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:39 pm
Pet the cow! Pet the cow! I get to pet the cow!
Bessie! Will you be nice to me? I am being so awfully nice to you!
Oh boy! I never thought this day would come! I will stay here and feel the love between a Bessie and an Umberella!
Thank you so much. Now I am calm again. Ah, me and Bessie...
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:04 pm
Come one, come all to the event you having been waiting all week to witness! Yes, thats right. its time for a loyal cultists to step up to the cow and take a pet. Who will be blessed with the rare chance to pet our sacred idol? Stick around and find out.
Sacred Blue Cow: Blue, Blue I am the sacred cow,
I choose Baughberick you may pet me now!
It looks like the residential happy hobo has been choosen to pet our favorite bovine.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:47 am
I'sh been choshe bah th' great Beshie, th' cow erf th' mag'cal blue blue heav'nly pasht'res! Oh Beshie, baby, it'sh been sho long... ah've fergott'n th' feel of yer w'rm ashure hide... We'll nevah be ap'rt againsh...
*climbs onto Bessie and begins "swimming"*
Iaaaah'm capshtain of th' sheas!
Iaaaah'm happy ash can be'sh!
Iah'm shailing aloooog...
Shinging my shoooong...
Here oooon... the greeeeat...
Beshie sheeeeash!
*scampers underneath Bessie, narrowly avoiding a face full of udder*
Here in th' great blue cavesh of yoooore,
Many shplunkersh shearchin' foooor...
Big ol' diam'nd, shize o' mah heeeead...
Caref'l, man, you shoon be'sh deeeead...
Got'sh to fight 'n angry'sh dwaaaarf...
Shittin' on an em'rald waaaarf...
Shmack 'im once, in th' faaaace...
Then getsh th' hell out'sh that place!
*hugs Bessie and kisses her full on the lips*
Ah honey, ah'msh gonna mish you. Awaysh, and into the dishtance!
*dashes off*
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:09 pm
*Applause, applause*
That has to be one of the best Bessie petting events we've had!!
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:40 am
A late cowday?! Well, with the recent Japanese mother 3 announcement, yours truly has been busy wanting it! Anyway petting must commence, late or not... But who is today's lucky bovine brusher? Well, it's safe to say that the honor goes to...
Drefan_rahl this week!
Congrats Drefan. Let the cow be with you. ALWAYS.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:00 pm
picked to pet
or so i bet
massaging dear bessie
not the least bit messy
scratching every speck
upon her neck
as we roll in the hay
i scream HAPPY BLUE COW DAY!!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:12 pm
Another late cowday. OH WOE IS ME. My mother in-law visited for Thanksgiving and it was HELL. It's finally over though, and now that she's gone COWDAY CAN BEGIN.
Anyhow, all that non-sense aside, I have picked this weeks lucky winner. Who is that winner? I don't have to tell you that. That's classified info. Fine. I'll tell you if you just sign the NDA.
Signed it yet? Good.
It's SilverShirt.
You didn't hear me?
I said...
IT'S SILVERSHIRT!
Come on down here, SS. and pet away!
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 6:20 pm
The third late update in a row? Why, because SilverShirt DENIED BESSIE HER WEEKLY PRAISE. For shame SilverShirt! FOR SHAME!
Anywho, this weeks lucky Cowday master is...
(THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME)
Launcher! Welcome to cowday you guy. Pet away!
Do not fail like SilverShirt who has angered Bessie with his lack of party time fun.
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:22 pm
Ah yes! What fruitful days have been bestowed upon me. I shall rejoice as I once again drink of ambrosia!
Bessie you poor neglected bovine. I shall remedy your despair!
*brushes bessie about the ears gently*
A sweet loving creature this cow is. Many a day the guild partakes in the dairy luxuries from our cow. Blue milk, yogurt, bleu cheese. We all love you Bess. We all do.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:59 pm
A DECREE! I DELCARE I SHALL PET BESSIE AGAIN!
The week has yet to end therefore I shall pet Bessie once again, to make up for her week of NOT petting!
*lays against Bessie lightly and whispers in her ear*
S'okay girl. Don't worry. You'll be fine. It's okay.
*gives Bessie some blue grass*
Atta girl. Good girl! Now I'm off to see the show...
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