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 Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:44 pm
*granted, but they buy up everything that you own... and they leave thousands upon thousands of comments, causeing ebay to crash
I wish i werent allergic to pollen sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:56 am
Granted, but now you're lactose intolerant.
I wish that my job had more paying work to do.
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:38 am
There is now another shift of work to do. In order to make this happen you needed to be let go.
I wish finals were not such bores
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:06 pm
granted. but they are now so exiting... that you get a bleedy nose, and pass out from all of the bright pretty lights that shine in your face...
I wish for food...
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:16 am
Granted, but it's really old and you get food poisoning.
I wish I had enough time to get everything done before the semester ends.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:01 pm
More time was impossible so we just kicked you out of all your classes. Now you have tons of free time!
I wish I had 1 penny
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 12:04 am
Granted, but it was dropped from an airplane and landed on your head. You died.
I wish the dog would stop getting into the garbage.
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Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:02 am
It stays out of the garbage, but your refrigerator is no longer safe as it learned to open the door there.
I wish people stopped writing boring 'epic' poems
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 11:16 pm
Kals is questing again!Granted! Now all of the epic poems are so fascinating that you cannot stop reading them and you die of thirst because you're too distracted to go get a beverage.
I wish job interviews were not so freaky. Check sig for details!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:11 am
Now they are boring so boring you fall asleep in them and never get a job.
I wish this thread moved faster
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 12:04 pm
Granted, though, now it moves too fast to be recorded and has thus destabilized any form of temporal recording and has also destabilized the time/space continuum, therefore causing that wish to cease to exist.
I wish this wish was incorruptible.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:35 pm
Granted, but that wasn't very exciting, now was it?
I wish I had a tail like a Binturong.
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:57 pm
Granted, but we had to take away your legs for the parts.
I wish you had a great day!
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:06 pm
Granted, but, a puppy died in order to make it happen.
I wish I had a llama that devoured people's spleens.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:35 pm
Granted, but it eats your spleen.
I wish I had completed all my work on time Dx
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