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 Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:55 pm
dewshine_angel Gah!!!!! Eyes burning.. burning_eyes head exploding... wahmbulance I have a bad joke for you Chibi! It's a "child's prayer": Dear God, Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer. Amen! Oh no! rofl *censors Dew's computer*
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:00 pm
rofl I got it from Li-Mei's older sis, she txtd to my phone xd
I have another one you might like but it's rather vulgar... not really meant for gaia lol... I'll send in a PM if you're interested
*is censored*
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:06 pm
I was actually making a joke about how everything is censored nowadays. Feel free to post it. I mean, it can't be worse that what our old guild leader posted. sweatdrop
*forces everyone to watch the MST3K movies without the MST3K character's jokes and random comments*
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:10 pm
It has some swearing in it... you sure it's ok?
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:20 pm
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 10:34 pm
Ok here goes...
A husband and wife arrive in heaven, the wife says, "Here we are, together again"
The Husband says, "F**K THAT SH1T! THE DEAL WAS TIL DEATH DO US PART B1TCH I'M SINGLE!!!"
Now that's violent! lol
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:00 pm
eek I guess that means that they are divorced in heaven then. confused
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 11:15 pm
Lol, well the marital laws are "Til death do us part" lol
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:18 pm
*forces everyone to listen to Chicken Yodel on repeat*
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 11:52 pm
*Cranks up the hokey pokey*
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:06 am
I saw a t-shirt that said, "What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?"
*shares her insomnia with everyone*
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:33 am
dewshine_angel Ok here goes... A husband and wife arrive in heaven, the wife says, "Here we are, together again" The Husband says, "F**K THAT SH1T! THE DEAL WAS TIL DEATH DO US PART B1TCH I'M SINGLE!!!" Now that's violent! lol I like that!! XD
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:24 pm
-Eats Resse's Peanut Butter Cup Klondike Bars in front of everyone and doesn't share- twisted
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:33 pm
*steals Dew's Reese's cups and her Klondike Bars* heart
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:31 pm
*covers them in volcano sauce when Chibi isn't looking*
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