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 Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:47 pm
Sushii-Princess "He struggled under his manservant"
Artemis Fowl, The Eternity code.
Brilliant xd OMG YES! PAGE 42!! X3
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 6:45 pm
"A hot cajun dish with spicy buns."
-Northstar [about Gambit] in Uncanny X-Men
I L-O-V-E LOVE Northstar, who decided X-Men needed a hot gay x-men was a GENIUS!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:35 pm
XxAnimeOtakuxX Sushii-Princess "He struggled under his manservant"
Artemis Fowl, The Eternity code.
Brilliant xd OMG YES! PAGE 42!! X3
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:00 pm
One day in Chemistry (When i was a Sophomore, i am now a Pervy Junior.)
"So we have on the screen,
C - O - C
Carbon Oxygen Carbon."
My guy friend says..."Add Pottasium."
Which the chem symbol is.... "K" WHY K! gonk
She said to him. "You wish Chris.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:54 pm
The night before last night they had the Bleach episode where Uruyu had to grab Ichigo's "sword" to get enough power to defeat a Hollow. The whole conversation between them could so easily be turned into something else.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:39 pm
Appled ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood I have one. In my criminal justice class they have bathrooms. Two of the guys in my class go into the bathroom together giggling. You can hear everything that goes on in there. So you hear this. Lucas: No Brandon it's not slick enough. It's still won't fit. Brandon: It will. I'll make it. I just need more soap. Lucas: But it's so BIG. Brandon: Hehe yea it is big ain't it? Well lets move on Then they start to giggle again and then our teacher goes and recks it by maken them come out. Well to say the least my friends and I were laughing so very hard. Wow. That's great. XD;; That reminds me, today Matt and Johnny were messing around in english and one of them stepped on my ******** foot. (I wouldn't have been so pissed if I wasn't wearing flip flops today.) So I growl and yell, "Would you two mind having rough sex somewhere else?" and they both gave me WTF looks and Johnny stuttered out a "W-what?" I felt satisfied and less angry after that. XD Yup that was my absolute favorite day of freshman year. My friend Jess and I couldn't stop smiling. We had so much fun that day. Yours sounds even better. I have another one too. My art class went to LA to a art musseum. And we were looking at the statues of the Greek Gods. You know Hermes? The dude with the winged shoes and the staff. Well you know how most all Greek statues are nude? Well so was this one and here's our conversation Jessica: I like his staff Me: *looks between the two* Which one? Jessica & Janae: O.O Me: *big dorky smile* Yea, I'm that good. It's been a inside joke among us sense.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:51 pm
i'm gonna go a little old school and say gundam wing you know the one with heero and duo and all the rest.
this series was in no was supposed to be a yaoi series but those silly asians realy like to mess with american heads.....here is a translation of the opening theme rhythm emotion
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
The beat of my heart
reaches out to you, so far away
It's OK if I get hurt.
I want to live passionately and intensely
without turning my eyes away.
Because it was you who gave me the strength
to never give up, I want to embrace you.
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
Mistakes and pain
lead us to a brilliant, momentary light.
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
The beat of my heart
reaches out to you, so far away
Yeah... Lithely accepting the moment
with my bare skin,
I want to find more "gentleness!"
Take back the miracle of your youth,
when everything shined.
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
I believe in the kindness
of feeling and understanding each other's heartbreak.
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
With this kiss, I want to [3]
show a definite passion to you, so far away...
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
Mistakes and pain
lead us to a brilliant, momentary light.
I just feel the "Rhythm Emotion"
The beat of my heart
reaches out to you, so far away
let the slashiness take hold
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:23 am
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- -Jade Rotaski Hee hee theres a really good one in GetBackers! In episode 12 Genji (The cute blonde one) wakes up after inhaling some poision and is saved by Dr Jackel (Creepy guy all in black) : Dr Jackel: Being your partner will be fun in various ways...*Has a smirk on his face* Genji: *Is slowly backing away* No, its common knowlage my partner is Ban-Chan! Dr Jackel: Don't sau that lets be friends *Walks towards Genji who backs off* Genji: No No No! *Runs away* There's no way i want to be alone with that monster! Me: I squealed and laughed becuase to me it sounded as though Dr Jackel was pulling a Micheal jackson on Genji and trying to rape him XD that and Ban and Genji were more then just buisness partners if you know what i mean wink
Bah, Ban and Ginji have so many cute moments that make me squeal in fangirlish glee without ever bringing yaoi into the picture. I'm getting sick of people pairing up best friends automatically, cause, y'know...they can't be JUST friends or anything like that. Preposterous!
Aaaanyway, enough ranting. I've got one from Heat Guy J.
Claire (to Boma): Hey, take it off. I wanna see what you really look like." - -
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:47 am
This is what this thread automatically made me think of XD
From Wikipedia about Gakuen Heaven~Quote: " Episodes 3-6 begin with a scene involving sexual innuendo and using camara angles to not show the viewers what is actually happening, causing the viewers to believe the characters are having a sexual encounter with one another. All these scenes come directly before the episode title screen or right before the opening song.
In episode 3, Hideaki and Tetsuya seem to be having sex in the student council room, Hideaki says he wants Tetsuya to ejaculate more, but Tetsuya begs him to just let him sleep. It turns out that Hideaki simply wanted Tetsuya to do more paperwork.
In episode 4, Kaoru and Omi are suggested to be having a sexual encounter. Kaoru seems to have seduced Omi into it, but he now says he's changed his mind, Omi claims he doesn't believe he has. Omi tears Kaoru's pants off, then attempts to perform oral sex on him, while Kaoru begs him not to, saying "it'll be dirty". In reality, Kaoru had bought new teacups and wanted to show Omi, but Omi had been eating chocolate and had some on his hands, Kaoru refuses to let him hold or use the teacup because "it'll be dirty", and the tearing noise was simply Omi opening the box containing the teacups.
In episode 5, Shunsuke seems to be giving oral sex to Yukihiko, until it's shown that he is only testing food Yukihiko made for Keita.
In episode 6, Kouji and Takuto seem to be having sexual intercourse, and it seems to be very hard for Takuto to do, yet they were actually trying to fix a leak in the roof, but it was impossible for just the two of them."
Sorry if somebody already posted something like this XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:46 pm
..that is so hilarious just because it's in Wiki-language, if nothing else. xd xd xd
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:37 pm
Grade five to Grade nine inclusive in a gifted classroom. No phrase was sacred. No phrase was clean. They could watch the teletubbies and turn it into a porn flick. OMG. There are so many times when I find my mind going to the darker place within it. Over everyday phrases too.
EDIT: OMG I just remembered one.
Me and my friends were sitting in the hall during lunch hour. We were playing cards. Harmlessly as usual. And my friend starts telling this story.
My MALE Friend: So we were playing four team soccer today. And I was goalie and I couldn't keep track of the soccer balls. So I finally got really fed up and just yelled "I CAN'T WATCH TWO BALLS AT ONCE."
I was drinking milk at the time and naturally, there was some nasal spray when he said that. I was almost funnier than the joke. It was also one of my straighter laced friends who said it. I nearly died laughing.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:32 pm
Oh gosh. The latest HP movie...
(In snape's office)
Harry: No, that's private!
Snape: Not to me~
xD And there's Sooo much subtext in that movie.... SO MUCH.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:05 pm
Sushii-Princess Oh gosh. The latest HP movie...
(In snape's office)
Harry: No, that's private!
Snape: Not to me~
xD And there's Sooo much subtext in that movie.... SO MUCH.
Dumbledore to Harry: "I care about you too much."
...Or something along those lines razz
And then Sirius and Harry talking two inches apart for what seemed like forever! There was just so much...so much...I don't know if it's because I've gotten way more into yaoi since the last movie, but it just seemed like everyone was acting very gay XD ...the best HP icon so far XD
Got a quote from Star Wars Episode 2~
"Sure, they just have to make sure you have a big...........WALLET."
They seriously even brought it up like that, with a pause and everything! My sister started laughing and then told me to shut up even though I didn't say anything, I wasn't even laughing! I was still like "...WHAT?" lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:27 am
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbnaoyn1IXQ... 'Nuff Said. I dunno if someone mentioned it but there it is. A little harder is "Don't be so stiff." then his eyes look down. xD Then there's that stuff outta Gakuen Heaven, at the beginning of every episode there is a suggestive scene. Where two boys are overhead saying naughty things, but it turns out they're doing something completely different. I like the one where they're talking about china cups. xD
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:40 pm
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- -Last weekend, I went out to dinner and stuff with my mom and her boyfriend and we were driving on the Strip (Vegasplz) to get back home. There was a truck driving too close behind us, and my mom's boyfriend said, "This guy needs to pull my hair, cause he's riding my butt."
I was just like, "...Wow." And it got pretty quiet in the truck after that. xD; - -
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