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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:17 pm
She refused to tell me how the panda got hurt
*suspicious* cat_ninja
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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:21 pm
Even though she walked around half nekked...she was so rigid and up tight. Nothing but a tease. It was too much for me to bare! gonk
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:23 pm
A Rabbit named Roger kept thumping at our door saying she owed him Alimony! rolleyes xd
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:33 am
@ Ginger ^ lmao Good one!!!!
All she ever wanted to do was play with her monkey. I felt so rejected and neglected.
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:13 pm
-whimpers backing away with burnt tail between legs and wings lowered- SHE BURNT MY TAIL!!! AND HER NEW PET THOUGHT I WAS FOR ITS BELLY!!! -lift up one wing with missing feathers and whimpers feeling unloved- AND I AM BIGGER!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:04 pm
^ was never gentel in bed
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:40 pm
uhhgggg.. that damned tail tried goin places that were definatly OFF LIMITS.... stressed
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:23 pm
Reve Casse @ Ginger ^ lmao Good one!!!!
All she ever wanted to do was play with her monkey. I felt so rejected and neglected. cat_rofl Thxs... I just watched that movie a few nights ago so the second I saw how you where dressed I had the OMG moment. Your Avi does look like her! cat_3nodding
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:34 pm
She'd kick me with her heels on
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:07 am
she never left me any milk for my cereal
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:18 am
He liked his zomibe more than he did me
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:27 pm
she didn't forgive me because my Zombie ate her cat sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 4:08 pm
I began to doubt his commitment when he started going to the beach every day without me. Then I found his collection of bikini bottoms. cry
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 5:39 pm
I realized that the bedroom in her background was not from our house crying crying
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Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:09 pm
He told me I was expected to bring in my share of income.....but his tastes were so extravagant. How was I to know he had no idea about my employment before we married. rolleyes
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