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 Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:31 am
zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR This either means that you've had a rabid cat sink into your breasts, or that one of us will need to invest in some gauze. I'm fine with either. I think we should go with the latter. I've got the gauze if you've got the medical tape. Can we use duct tape, or does it have to be medical? In my experience, duct tape tends to cause some kind of mini rash if it's on the skin too long. So that really depends on how much you like skin covered in tiny red bumps. I think it would look great on you. I look better in black and blue.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:34 am
That can be arranged if you would like.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:41 am
If this is a ********, then I'd run for a mile
When I say baby, bruises are back in style
...It's the only song I could think of that specificly mentions bruises.
Lets see you do better.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:47 am
I am not the one who is going to be black and blue, so no.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:52 am
Is that code for 'I can't think of any and I bow to your superior reference skills'?
Because that's how I'm reading it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:53 am
No, it is me saying pick a more fitting subject for me...
Freak on a Leash, perhaps?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:00 am
My first urge to say Barbie Girl has backfired and left it stuck in my head.
So, yeah. Your idea works.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:01 am
I'm a barbie girl? Yeah, I don't have the anatomy for that one.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:31 pm
Don't speak too soon. You never know what could happen.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:34 pm
No, I am pretty sure I will never wind up being an eight foot tall person with a waist the size of a traffic sign pole.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:43 pm
But think of how uncomfortably large your breasts and hips will be!
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:47 pm
I am sure you would enjoy my discomfort.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:59 pm
Enjoy is a strong word, but I bet I could sell tickets.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:00 pm
And what would be my take?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:01 pm
15% and all the hookers you can fit in a soda bottle.
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