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 Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:48 pm
I am not a chicken. I just do not like the idea of sex that starts with dropping soap.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:49 pm
I was speaking more generally.
I'd rather you didn't drop my soap.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:51 pm
You are more a chicken than I am.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:00 pm
I might be afraid of phones, but at least I'll cover myself in ferns and die from erotic asphyxia long before you do.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:01 pm
Sorry, but I do not do the whole, non-consensual thing.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:03 pm
What if the ferns consented, but you just can't hear them?
I'd feel bad.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:07 pm
They are not sentient, so that would be a no-go.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:09 pm
Then consent becomes a bit beside the point.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:11 pm
Living things either consent or do not participate.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:16 pm
Well, at least it keeps my cat safe, but you're still not getting a date to homecoming at this rate.
Everyone will be too busy setting eachother on fire and getting ready for some breath control play to think about you.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:19 pm
That is fine by me. I never cared for homecoming anyways.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:26 pm
It's the metaphoric homecoming of your self worth.
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:23 am
Your metaphors are cutting into my cankles
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:32 pm
Exactly.
wtf were you doing home at 1:23 pm?
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Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:33 pm
I was taking a break from being at other people's homes, what else?
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