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 Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:06 pm
IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz Says the person living around the Amish. I think it makes the trip back from one of the big bookstores all the better if I can pick up jam or a billionty pounds of yarn on the way. That's what the amish allow us to do. For some reason whenever I think of going to a bookstore I get the sudden impression of a horror movie and wind up staying away. I really am not sure what is going on with that. It's because you know there will be no delicious amish jam waiting for you on your way back. I have made my own jam from berries I picked myself while living in Pennsylvania. I don't need any Amish. Well, there you go. Come to pennsylvania and grow berries for a year or two, then we can go stalk john green. No thanks. I will stick with miserable Oklahoma for now.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:09 pm
zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz IY_and_MCR zz1000zz For some reason whenever I think of going to a bookstore I get the sudden impression of a horror movie and wind up staying away. I really am not sure what is going on with that. It's because you know there will be no delicious amish jam waiting for you on your way back. I have made my own jam from berries I picked myself while living in Pennsylvania. I don't need any Amish. Well, there you go. Come to pennsylvania and grow berries for a year or two, then we can go stalk john green. No thanks. I will stick with miserable Oklahoma for now. But no one likes Oklahoma. I'm not convinced anyone really lives there. You might think you do, but you can't really be sure.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:12 pm
We "live" here in that we are alive within the borders of the state. Don't let that trick you into thinking we have lives.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:18 pm
At least when you're in pennsylvania and don't have a life you get jam.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:19 pm
And Amish. Really, who likes the Amish?
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:25 pm
People with cameras who don't live here sure seem to like 'em.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:26 pm
They just like stealing souls.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:28 pm
If they just liked stealing souls they'd have mirrors instead of cameras.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:35 pm
Mirrors would get them the wrong ones too though.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:39 pm
But it doubles as protection should a basilisk come around.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:41 pm
Tell them that, not me. You could even sell them to tourists.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:42 pm
It might be easier to just sell them lemonaide.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:44 pm
It would probably be more profitable too.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:48 pm
I might need to use one of my younger realitives for that business idea.
I don't think people buy anything from a stand run people my age unless there's drugs in the product or they're amish.
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:49 pm
Drugs, or other illegal things...
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