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Tsuki Amu

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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:41 am


	Okay. Lets get this straight. You don't agree to genocide. It's. . .not quite legal. I'm calling from jail because I brushed my hair.

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:01 am


	Human teeth for a hairbrush is bound to cause someone's reaction to be less than desirable. I'm calling from jail because I created a daemon. And I think it's also partly because of how I spell it.

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Tsuki Amu

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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:22 am


	The Grammar Nazi's are really cracking down on spelling these days aren't they. . . I'm calling from jail because I fell asleep.

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 12:02 pm


	I told you to drink some coffee! I'm calling from jail because I threw a banana peel on the floor and someone tripped over.

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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:42 am


	I told you- the younger generations don't find slapstick comedy as funny anymore. that, and the spike pit wasn't exactly 'pleasant' for the guy to fall into. I'm calling from jail because I changed my name to Yakob Yoderschmidt.

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:20 am


	I told you Zebrah Fondenhymers was more low key. I'm calling from jail because I gave Rebecca black the idea for Friday.

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 12:21 pm


	...Unforgivable... I'm calling from jail because I found out how far the president would go for a Klondike Bar.

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:42 am


	I am calling from jail for public intoxication and lewd behavior. rolleyes

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upxfromxbelow

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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:41 am


	I told you un-originality was a crime worthy of jail time! Drunk in public and lewdness is so "last year". I'm calling from jail because I bit the ears off my chocolate bunny first.

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:28 pm


	nom nom nom... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Tip for next time: Saving the head for last equals more torture for the bunny. I'm calling from jail because I killed Michael Jackson. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ... nom nom nom

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Art Greylace

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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:45 pm


	No, darling. You're in prison because you raised him from the dead. Had you left him alive, you'd be on death row. I'm calling from jail because people keep thinking I stole their fish. I didn't. All fish belong to me, because I'm adorable. Isn't that the way it works?

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:11 pm


	No child, although the fish belong to you, the water belongs to me so technically, everything IN the water is mine to- HEY WHERE'D MY FISH AND CHIPS GO? I'm call from jail because I read a cake decorating book.

Tsuki Amu

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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:25 pm


	I told you Martha Stewert brain washed people! Even through her cookbooks! That woman is the Dehvehl! At least in jail you'll be safe from her cookware. . . eek I'm calling from jail because I had something in my nose that just wouldn't go away. . .

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:19 am


	I told you several times, now- people are not boogers, so they cannot be in your nose! Stop calling your brother a booger! I'm calling from jail because I shot the sheriff but I didn't shoot the deputy. Mhm.