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 Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:19 pm
Telekinesis (you accidently get a thing to crush you)
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:15 pm
Uvula stretched, wrapped around your neck (I can make it possible).
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:29 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:36 pm
Yaks sing "Dragostea Din Tei" in Spanish, then translated in Chinese for five minutes.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:38 pm
zabras kick your face to death
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:43 pm
A guy named Sven from Scandinavia comes and says, "Bang".
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:37 am
Boomerang you throw turns out to be a missile.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:24 am
Canned tuna, you ate, causes starving cats to hunt you down and rip you apart to get the tuna.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:26 am
Dogs chase you down and kill you? xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:30 am
Effortlessly, a rather large elephant enforces the law that all stupid people have be sat on by an elephant.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:32 am
Fire burned you to death. whee
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:34 am
Giants threw their giant pet bunnies at you.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:58 pm
Hell opened and you were sucked in.
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