Welcome to Gaia! ::

YES WE GOT ANOTHER ONE! WE WILL OFFER HER BRAIN TO THE SUPREME LORD AND SHE CAN BECOME ONE OF US >D

-ahem-

Hi to you too :]

@ luri:: Glad to hear you're successful o: All my campaigns have been massive failures. xD;;

I hope that doesn't say anything about me ;.;

-ahem-

So anyways. : D

If I know I'm going crazy, I cant be insane

*Sexes your mule*
*Has realized how much that sounds like beastiality XD*

Ah ********. ZAP

OH MY GOD


...Send me free ice coffee

waitwaitwait

Second most evil.
Don't dare insult my beloved Wal Mart

Customer comes in, places order, and then sits down to enjoy their meal. After a while they come back up to the register and asks how we make our ketchup taste so great. I turn around and look them in face, holding a large, bloody knife, and shrug in response.

They stare down at the knife, then back up into my blank face. Slowly it dawns on them, "Oh god, I ate a human!"

I'll stare at them, with a cool and collected mentality. "Why yes, you have eaten a human being. We are now in need of a few employees. I have an application if you would like to fill one out."

That person will turn and flee in absolute horror. As the door slowly closes, I'll say, "Thank you for choosing McDonald's. Saving one American, by feeding another".

You know, basicly except ice coffee, I hate the food there.
But just an hour or two ago the woman and I ate food from there.

You, sir, have been hijacking my mind to further support the business you are now part of.
I have your number banana man.
I know your game.

Does anyone know how many items there are in Gaia? I was thinking it would be interesting to have a list of all the items.

Naturally, my decision to think led to bad things. Like the idea to try to get every item that exists...