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 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:48 pm
Sorry guys but Nintendo holds the copyright on all things related to Earthbound and sometimes they take thier sweet time translating our event considering we are such a small cult.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:30 pm
Today the sacred blue cow is severely on schedule (thanks to some slick negotiations with the Nintendo executives). What lucky cultist will get to pet the sacred cow this Thursday? We're about to find out!
Sacred Cow Bessie II: I am the sacred blue cow. Today I bestow the honor and prestige of petting the sacred blue cow unto Drefan_rahl. Come, pet, and be merry!
Interesting. The cow has selected one of our most recent joinees. Step on down, Drefan. Your time has apparently come.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:15 pm
drefan approaches the cow then hugs it...and sits there feeding it oats while petting it with his free hand and with his free mouth retelling the last time he had petted the wonderful blue cow.
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 11:08 am
*wonders when this will end*
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:22 pm
Another fantastic cowday is upon us. To whom will the cow bestow it's sacred light and wisdom on today? Only the cow can decide.
Sacred Cow Bessie II: I am the sacred blue cow, and I long for the hands of our guild's cofounder. I long for the platonic touch of the signature synergist. I have chosen Launcher to be this week's lucky cow petter. Come fourth, Launcher and do that voodoo that you do to me!
Well, the cow has spokeneth. Hurry Launcher. Don't leave the cow waiting!
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:26 pm
*Launcher approaches the cow with only the deepest of platonic affections before proceeding to gently stroke the cow behind the ear*
Today is a good day indeed, Bessie. A day which will be remembered for the next 24 hours.
*Launcher continues to pet the cow*
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:39 am
Thats right Launcher you pet that cow DO IT!
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:01 pm
And lo, another week has been handed down through the generations of dedicated cultists. It has been unearthed by our genius archeologists and given unto us a fantastic new Cowday for which one guild member may enjoy the wisdom and honour of this sacred event.
Sacred Cow Bessie II: I am the sacred blue cow. Today I wish to recognize one of our newest students of the happy methods. Today the dreams of this blue enthusiast are realized. I have selected Anuminus to pet me. So come, enjoy. Live the dream.
Once again, our most humble bovine has spoken it's enchanting words and made a life-changing decision. Luck is on your side, Anuminus. PET AWAY!
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:20 pm
"The day has finally arrived! Thank you dear Sacred Cow Bessie II." Said Anuminus gratefully.
Anuminus stepped forward and softly stroked the Sacred Cow. Scratching Bessie II behind the ear he breathed in the moment.
"Thank you for allowing me to LIVE THE DREAM, I will not let you down Sacred Cow Bessie II."
He continued to pet the cow, amazed that he had been chosen by Bessie II.
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:32 pm
Congrats Anuminus! You deserve it.
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:14 am
drefan watches as a tear rolls down his cheek, "they grow up soo fast"
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:09 pm
Remember, there are only about 52 Cowdays a year. That's 52 out of 365. This makes every Cowday a momentous occasion to be cherished by all.
Sacred Cow Bessie II: I am the sacred blue cow. I have chosen one man to be the benefactor of this important event. I hope the honor I bestow unto him will give him the strength to face the trials I know lay in front of him and to lead the guild on the adventure that lays ahead. I lay before him the gift of my comfort, and the love in my heart. With it I know that Launcher can overcome ANY OBSTACLE! I HAVE CHOSEN LAUNCHER. ACCEPT MY GIFTS AND BE BETTER OFF BECAUSE OF IT!
Whether you be young, old, man, woman, or even zombie, you can still enjoy Cowday. So enjoy the Cowday festivities. Partake in blue beverage and dance a blue jig. Prepare for the adventure.
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:41 pm
*Launcher aproaches the blue cow*
I am fully prepared to savor the joy and strength you wish to give me. I know your words are true. With the right kind of help I can conquer any challenge layed before me!
*Launcher begins to scratch Bessie gently behind the ears before proceeding to hug the awesomely colored bovine*
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:00 pm
Stealing some more petting I see. Just a really bad pun of your current avatar that nobody else will get. pirate
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:34 pm
congrats launcher (besides whatever did happen to that trip?
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