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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 9:33 pm
She was just a strange animal. Could never get her to settle down into a normal life. stressed
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:28 pm
I couldn't stand being married to someone who has better hair than me.
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 11:33 pm
I ended up being her waiter. Serving her champagne in the bath and playing the background. It hurts to be ignored.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:13 am
She got angry whenever she found my "special" costumes.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:17 am
To much with the spurs, not enough of the the whip
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:44 am
She got blood and hoofprints all over my nice clean marble floor!
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:45 pm
She kept flooding the house with her bathtub
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:55 pm
She was so hissy all the time. I threatened to pull her fangs if she didn't get out of the house.
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Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:00 am
I felt as if she used magic to make me do things :c
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Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:59 am
She'd beat me, but never the way I wanted it
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:08 pm
I found too many loaded guns around the house ;_;
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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 12:30 pm
She cared more about her "music" than she did me crying
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:48 pm
she murdered our pet guinea pig and ate it because she insisted we were peruvian eek
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:17 am
she did not appreciate exotic cuisine
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